average day... IN 1492!
So you reach the fairgrounds and it is bustling with merchants, priests, knights in dull armor, and... not very bright people.
It is a sight for sore eyes. or regular eyes I suppose. your eyes can't be sore unless you rubbed them with poison ivy. hey whats that plant on your face? nevermind.
Since you have never been to a fairground as a boy, you were exited at many different things. This includes the burly man who needs a shave yelling at everyone who passes by,''GET THIS HELMET IF YOUR GOING ON AN ADVENTURE!'' You walk to the stand and ask how much it cost. (even though you have no money, maybe you can come to some sort of agreement). ''YOUR IN LUCK MY FRIEND, ONLY FOUR, NOT SEVEN, NO, FOUR GOLD NUGGETS!'' You just kind of sit there and stare, you make only an eleventeenth of that in a year. you tell him that you only have an apple and a walking staff but maybe you two can come to an agreement. ''Well then Im afraid I will have to eat you.'' he remarks sweetly.
ok...wait WHAT!?
The burly man transmorphs into a hideous dragon. there are only two things in arms reach you can throw at the dragon either...
It is a sight for sore eyes. or regular eyes I suppose. your eyes can't be sore unless you rubbed them with poison ivy. hey whats that plant on your face? nevermind.
Since you have never been to a fairground as a boy, you were exited at many different things. This includes the burly man who needs a shave yelling at everyone who passes by,''GET THIS HELMET IF YOUR GOING ON AN ADVENTURE!'' You walk to the stand and ask how much it cost. (even though you have no money, maybe you can come to some sort of agreement). ''YOUR IN LUCK MY FRIEND, ONLY FOUR, NOT SEVEN, NO, FOUR GOLD NUGGETS!'' You just kind of sit there and stare, you make only an eleventeenth of that in a year. you tell him that you only have an apple and a walking staff but maybe you two can come to an agreement. ''Well then Im afraid I will have to eat you.'' he remarks sweetly.
ok...wait WHAT!?
The burly man transmorphs into a hideous dragon. there are only two things in arms reach you can throw at the dragon either...