* Monkeying Around - The MPP Show * (WIP)

Ew, No.

"I looooveee you SO much, sis!" you exclaim.

"Ew!?" Monkey Pee Pee says in disgust, "Really!?"

"HA! JUST KIDDING!! I GOT YOU!!!" you laugh in the phone as you joke around with your little sister.

"Oh MAH MIKAL!! MONKEY POO POO, I'M YO SISTA!!! How could you be so.. m-mean????"

Then, your sister starts crying on the phone. You want to say that she's a little baby and she should
stop, but that's too mean. You decide to comfort her (no choices this time >:))

"Oh.. I'm sorry..." you start to say until...

"HAHA!!" Monkey Pee Pee starts laughing, "You really thought I was crying!? PFFTT! Nah!
I'm not a crybaby, the only crybaby here is you, Monkey Poo Poo! HahahahA!!!!"

You give a large grunt and rant to your sister after that.
Then, you just hang up the phone.

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Well, it's planning time!
After that whole fiasco/quarrel with your sister, it's time to get productive!

You get off of the dusty floor, wipe your butt, and compromise the plan.

"Okay, so the plan will be like this.

1. I'll disguise myself as a mailman
2. I'll get inside to deliver the package
3. I'll put a smoke bomb into the package
4. Poop on the floor
5. Run out of the house like SAnik!"

"Yes, yes! What a great plan" you pat yourself on the back.
"Good job, me!"

[Will you do it now?]

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