The Priest and the Cowgirl

Shay approaches the priest at the bar, but does a quick double-take at his face. He's...gorgeous! She stares at him for a moment with her lips parted before he finally says, "Yes, ma'am?"

Shay shakes the cobwebs from her brain. "What seems to be the problem, Father...?"

"Father Fletcher." He shakes Shay's hand with a friendly smile. "If you heard me, I was robbed just outside this town. I was carrying a priceless treasure that my church entrusted to me. Now, I'll never be able to show my face there again if I...LOSE this thing."

Shay thought for a moment.