The Rise and Fall of the Yurt Dwellers of Nohunteria

The weak come down with an attack of indigestion from the strong that lasts about 8 hours, mainly because they are so stringy and tough. While the party is lying in the snow and rolling around with stomach cramps, several Timberwolves, Crips and East Side Locas come by and devour most of them. All except for one.. the Chosen One.. the Golden Child.. the young Prince Fester, who brandishes a steak knife and chases them off, all the while singing "The Goonies 'R' Good Enough."
Prince Fester looks about him at all the desolation and plans his next move.