The Stanley Parable (Book edition)
*the voice of your wife*
'Oh, Stanley. Is that you? Hold on, sweetie, sorry to keep you waiting. I'm just pulling the bread out of the oven. Alright... okay, there we go! Alright now, I want you to come in and tell me all about... *distorts* youuur..daaaay at wooooooooooooooooooooork'
*click*
Oh, come on. Did you actually think you had a loving wife? Who'd want to commit their life to you? I'm trying to make a point here, Stanley; I'm trying to get you to see something. Come inside. Let me show you what's really going on here.
*A random door opens*
'Oh, Stanley. Is that you? Hold on, sweetie, sorry to keep you waiting. I'm just pulling the bread out of the oven. Alright... okay, there we go! Alright now, I want you to come in and tell me all about... *distorts* youuur..daaaay at wooooooooooooooooooooork'
*click*
Oh, come on. Did you actually think you had a loving wife? Who'd want to commit their life to you? I'm trying to make a point here, Stanley; I'm trying to get you to see something. Come inside. Let me show you what's really going on here.
*A random door opens*