The Stanley Parable (Book edition)
Look Stanley, I think perhaps we've gotten off on the wrong foot here. I'm not your enemy, really, I'm not. I realize that investing your trust in someone else can be difficult, but the fact is that the story has been about nothing but you, all this time. There's been someone you've been neglecting, Stanley, someone you've forgotten about. Please, stop trying to make every decision by yourself.
Now, I'm not asking for me, I'm asking for her.
Now, I'm not asking for me, I'm asking for her.