The Stanley Parable (Book edition)

Oh, well, look who's got cold feet. Sorry to break it to you, Stanley, but that lift isn't coming back. You best either get comfortable right here on this Platform, or test your luck by jumping to the floor below. You know what, looking at it now, it's not that far to the bottom floor. I bet you can make it.
Come on, I'm sure you'll survive the jump. Don't tell me you're scared, that's not the Stanley I know, do it! Do it. Do it. Do it do it do it do it.