The Stanley Parable (Book edition)

*You wander down corridors, your internal compass spinning. It's like a maze*

I'll say it: This is the worst adventure I've ever been on. I can promise you, there definitely was a story here before. Do we just...do we need to restart the game again? Well, I find it unlikely that we'll ever progress by starting over and over again...

But it's got to be better than this. Okay, let's give it a shot, why not.