Er-Odd-Ic

You crack open an egg on the rim of a small bowl. Something pops out, and to your utter surprise, it is not a chicken’s period (that’s what eggs are), but a tiny lizard.

The orange lizard, so small it could fit in the palm of your hand, appears to be wearing a similarly minuscule pointy hat, which is purple and covered with designs of yellow stars.

You can’t think of how this situation could get any stranger. That is, until the lizard-wizard speaks.

“Greetings! Thank you for freeing me from my hardshell prison! To show you my gratitude, I shall grant any single wish of your choosing!” It exclaims in a very high pitched voice.

You’re taken aback by this. Any wish of your choosing? But... what could you wish for?