Horror of Horrors!

Your mind clogs up with terror. It feels as if somebody filled your brain with maple syrup.
"Two...one..."
The giant hand reaches out with a pair of magical handcuffs. One of the cuffs snaps around your left wrist and tightens. Your left hand starts to go numb.
"Wait!" you scream. "Uh --- T-H...T-H-I-E-R."
The genie roars with laughter. He snaps the other cuff over your right wrist.
Well, no need to spell this one out for you. You've come to
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