The Rise and Fall of the Yurt Dwellers of Nohunteria

Colonel Posey (who is female but occasionally referred to with the male pronoun and by a variety of ofther nonsensical names and nicknames because the people of nohunteria are by and large an absent minded people) decides to immediately commense a bombing campaign on the infidel nation of popeyes and their black magic. The bombing campaign is termed operation Love and Harmony and consumes most of the Yurtites resources over the next several years. Eventually the campaign is halted after the existence of a magical world of popeyes is called into question. Several people are beheaded in the subsequent investigations including chief weapons inspector Colonel Fancy Pants. The Yurtite government now