The Maniac On Moligan Street

"Are You Trying To Bribe Me?" "No I'm Not Buying The Land You Are A Selfish Nobody!" Those Were The Words I Heard Before He Hung Up. When He Deducted That I Didn't Have Deluxe Gardening Supplies And I Was Lying To Him He Sent The Police To Try To Sniff Me Out Luckily, I Was Expecting This And I'm Hiding In The Basement I Know They Will Find Me Soon And Throw Me Into Jail But I Want To Write One Last Letter To My Wife Debra And That I Love Her And Will Not Forget Her..
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