The Maniac On Moligan Street

Hello This I Am Patrick Moligan I Have Recently Bought A Large Piece Of Land But It Did Not Exactly Come To My Needs If Anybody Would Like To Buy This Piece Of Land Then They Can For A Few Hundred! This Land Is In Excellent Condition But Im Looking For Another Type Of Thing~ I Looked Back At The Sign I Put Up Recently And Sighed I Felt Bad For Who Ever Was Fooled Buying This Dump I Hated Having To Act As If Anybody Wanted The Land But Me And My Wife Need The Money And We Need A Place To Live. Im Not Living In Another Run-Down House Not Again. The Buyer Is Coming Is Ordering Online I Need To Appease His Needs I Need To Figure Out How To Reply To What He Just Sent Me Without Sounding Like A Dunce "So How Much Money Was The House When You Bought It? Would It Be A Good Place For A Garden?"