How To Fake Sick To Skip School
You quickly vibrate soup onto the floor, leaving a sticky mess on the floor. When your mom comes back, she sees the pile on the floor. "Oops! You couldn't wait for me, I observe. Well, you can't go to school like this, so I'm going to let you stay, for at least an hour, and then i'll check back up on you." Relief! Now you have an hour of games to play!