The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.
Chico Hammitt:...Right now we should head to the guild hall…
Copper Mountain Crowns: Agreed…
[The wizards enter the Fairy Tail guild hall]
Erza Scarlet:[Kicks open doors] Is Master Makarov here?
Mirajane Strauss: Your finally back from your island getaway! So how was it? Did you have fun?
Magma Scarlet: It was work, not a vacation...
Cana Alberona: Hey, Mira? Where did you get this beer? It tastes the same as before, but it must be spiked with something, because I swear I see two...[Sees Erza and Magma.]Erzas!?!
[Dead silence filled the hall, as the wizards notice two of their guild's arguably strongest female wizard, instead of one.]
Fairy Tail: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! TWO ERZAS!!! IT'S THE SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!! MAGNOLIA IS DOOMED!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
CA: Damn...Maybe Macao's right...All this drinking isn't making death seem fun...
Elfman Strauss: Everyone! Evacuate the town! Warn the citizens! WARN ALL OF FIORE!!!
MS:[In her primary Satan-Soul form, yet scared.] Don't worry little brother! I'll protect you!
Romeo Conbolt: Come on dad! We gotta go!
Macao Conbolt:[In crutches] Go on without me son...I'll just slow you down...
RC:[Crying] I'm not going to leave you dad!
MC:[Tearing up] I know son...I know...Wakaba! Take Romeo and get the hell out of here!
WM: It's been an honor...old friend...[Drags a bawling Romeo with him towards the exit.]
Alzack Connell: Bisca...If we're gonna die today...I need to tell you something...
Bisca Mulan: Yes, Alzack?
AC: Well...I...I...I...love-
Clay(ton) Grimm&Griffin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
AHAHAHAHAHAHA...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Gray Fullbuster: Man...Did we act like this when we saw Magma!?!
Natsu Dragneel: I sure hope not…
CH: You guys kind of did…
Delilah Hammitt: At least they aren't freaking out over me…
GF: Because no one is scared of Chico...
Griff: Haha haha-*Crack!* Oh!...My back!
CG:[Settling down, getting concerned.] Griffin!?! You okay buddy!?!
Griff:[In pain] Yeah...I'm fine...*Groans*...My back's just acting up...
Lucy Heartfilia: Hey, Griffin? Are you okay!?!
Happy: You look like you're in a lot of pain.
Griff:[Heavy breathing] Just the curses of old age...
LH: Really!?! How old are you?
CG: I...think he's...seventy...three?
Griff:[Resets back] Seventy-four...*Snap!*...At least I think so...us exceeds aren't very good with the human concept of time...When I left Edolas eighteen years ago...I was still in my golden years…
NinjaHound13: He's actually Gildarts age. He just suffers from back pain and arthritis.
Fairy Tail: Holy-moly! You're-
Griff:[Interrupting] I'M WHAT!
Fairy Tail:[Cautious] Y-y-you look good for your age!
Hap: Geez! Your pretty old Griff!
Griff: If I wasn't in so much pain...I'd feed you your own wings...
ES: Everyone![Points to Magma.] This is Magma Grimm-Scarlet...Our daughter!
MS: Hi! Nice to meet you all in person!
Fairy Tail: Your daughter!?!
CA: Geez, Erza! You and the new guy weren't even gone a week! How's that even possible!?!
CG: I'll explain...When Erza, Griff, Chico and I were sailing to Galuna Island, Erza said she wished there were two of her to bring them back...So, I used my magic to create her with Erza's help! She's kinda like our daughter in a sense...But don't worry! She's not going to kill you all...Unless you piss her off, maybe…
DH: I'm also created that way!...Except my mother is Chico!
Fairy Tail: Wow!...Didn't even notice…
CH: Yeah, yeah...
CA: So...Are you and Erza a thing now, or...You and Chico…?
CG: Only time will tell...For now...we're just parents!
ES: Now that's out of the way...Where is Master Makarov?
MC: He went out of town for some kind of last minute council meeting or something like that...he's been gone since yesterday.
Hap,ND,LH,GF:[Relief] *Whew!*
ND: Well that was a close one!
GF: Yes! We won't have to deal with "That" until gramps comes back.
Hap:[Weeping with relief] Oh, Thank goodness! I wasn't ready to stare into the face of death! I still have eight more lives!
LH:[In fear] I can't stand it anymore, you guys are really freaking me out, how's he gonna punish us? I can't die now! I'm still young, and I still have so much to look forward to!
ES:[Commanding] ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!
Hap,ND,LH,GF:[Huddling in fear] AAAHHH!!!
ES: Do you know when the master will be back
MS: No...but I would imagine he would be coming back anytime now.
ES:[Turns to others] Alright, listen up you fools! Your not getting off the hook! You broke guild rules by taking on that S-Class quest! Prepare to be punished!
[Natsu and Gray hold each other in fear.]
LH:[Panicking] How do I prepare myself, when I don't know what's gonna happen!
WM: Well...It was nice knowing ya! *Sighs* It's a crying shame...Those two boys are one thing, but I can't believe Lucy's getting punished too...Oh, you poor girl!
LH:[Warily repeating] You poor girl!?!
ND: Hey man! How come you don't feel sorry for us, huh!?!
GF: Why you lumping me in with this loser!?!
[Fight between Natsu, Gray and Wakaba breaks out]
Griff: Such disrespect for their elders...
CG: The hell's their problem...It's their own fault they're gonna get punished...Wakaba's just pointing out they should've known better...
ElfS: A big part of being a man is owning up to your actions...You hear that you two!?! It's high time for you to man up!
Hap:[Crying] It's not fair! I'm the cutest one here, so how come know one here feels sorry for me!?!
LH:[Frightened] Would somebody, please tell me what's gonna happen to us!?!
CG: Man...You guys are such whiners...you make Romeo looks like a grown adult...
ND&GF: WHAT DID YOU SAY, FREAKY EYES!?!
CG:[Angry internally, nonchalant externally.] Oh, I'm sorry! What I meant to say was...[Makes a functional megaphone from his right hand, speaking into it.] YOU GUYS ARE SUCH WHINERS, YOU MAKE ROMEO CONBOLT, A SIX YEAR-OLD, LOOK LIKE A MATURE ADULT!!![Let's megaphone crumble.] I'll give you wizards twenty seconds to get as many hits as you can...*Thud!*
ND&GF: THAT'S TWENTY SECONDS MORE THAN WE NEED!!!
[After twenty seconds of being unphased by the two wizards attacks, Clay grabbed each of their forearms.]
CG:[Dead serious] That's twenty...Now it's my turn...Earth Dragon: Volcanic Fists![Instead of Clay's typical Tectonic Gauntlets, these gauntlets are molten hot, capable of burning even a pyromancer like Natsu. Since they are molten, they lose most of their impact, in exchange for thermal damage and subduing properties.]
ND: Hot! Hot, hot, hot! Ha-ha-hot! Why does it burn so much!?!
GF: What are you complaining about, firebreath!?!
CG: Earth Dragon: Volcanic Solder Smash![Clay then grabs them both by the heads, then smashed their heads together, sticking them both together with the cooling igneous rock.]
[Natsu and Gray then stumbled around together, unable to free themselves from one another's heads.]
RC: Woah! That's so cool! I didn't think geomancers could use lava!
CG: Sure we can! But I'm more than your average geomancer...I can control both the living and non-living things of the earth! It's probably the most versatile element you can learn, but also the most complex...But you seem like a bright kid! Maybe when your older, you'll be able to use both fire and earth magic! I'll even teach you some volcanic magic!
RC: Wow! Really!?! Natsu never bothered teaching me any magic! You ARE cool!
CG: Your wrong kid...[Picks up Griffin to put him in his hood.]...WE are cool! Just ask me in my new penthouse...And if I'm not there, you can always ask Clairissa Grimm-Suede...Or my other sister, Teresa Grimm...
RC: OH!...So those two are BOTH your sisters...So how are you parents doing?
MC: Romeo...[Nods to Natsu.]
RC:[Realizing what his dad's hinting at] Oh...my bad…
Clayton Grimm: Hey Erza...Could I talk to you and Chico about something?
Chico Hammitt: What IS it?
ES: Yes...Let's hear it…
CG: Now that the three of us are on a team...I've been thinking about codenames for us…
ES: Codenames?
CH: Won't we just use our Wizard names?
CG: Yeah...We could...But we could also use some new names...I was thinking about Red Crown for you Erza, Yellow Crown for you Chico, and Black Crown for me...Based on all of our hair colors…
ES: Sounds good…
CH: Aww...Can't I be Gold Crown?!
CG: You can call yourself that if you want...I'd rather stick to our codenames...Because they match the colors of a Coral Snake perfectly…
ES: That's true…
CH: Wow...That IS true...
Copper Mountain Crowns: Agreed…
[The wizards enter the Fairy Tail guild hall]
Erza Scarlet:[Kicks open doors] Is Master Makarov here?
Mirajane Strauss: Your finally back from your island getaway! So how was it? Did you have fun?
Magma Scarlet: It was work, not a vacation...
Cana Alberona: Hey, Mira? Where did you get this beer? It tastes the same as before, but it must be spiked with something, because I swear I see two...[Sees Erza and Magma.]Erzas!?!
[Dead silence filled the hall, as the wizards notice two of their guild's arguably strongest female wizard, instead of one.]
Fairy Tail: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! TWO ERZAS!!! IT'S THE SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!! MAGNOLIA IS DOOMED!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
CA: Damn...Maybe Macao's right...All this drinking isn't making death seem fun...
Elfman Strauss: Everyone! Evacuate the town! Warn the citizens! WARN ALL OF FIORE!!!
MS:[In her primary Satan-Soul form, yet scared.] Don't worry little brother! I'll protect you!
Romeo Conbolt: Come on dad! We gotta go!
Macao Conbolt:[In crutches] Go on without me son...I'll just slow you down...
RC:[Crying] I'm not going to leave you dad!
MC:[Tearing up] I know son...I know...Wakaba! Take Romeo and get the hell out of here!
WM: It's been an honor...old friend...[Drags a bawling Romeo with him towards the exit.]
Alzack Connell: Bisca...If we're gonna die today...I need to tell you something...
Bisca Mulan: Yes, Alzack?
AC: Well...I...I...I...love-
Clay(ton) Grimm&Griffin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
AHAHAHAHAHAHA...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Gray Fullbuster: Man...Did we act like this when we saw Magma!?!
Natsu Dragneel: I sure hope not…
CH: You guys kind of did…
Delilah Hammitt: At least they aren't freaking out over me…
GF: Because no one is scared of Chico...
Griff: Haha haha-*Crack!* Oh!...My back!
CG:[Settling down, getting concerned.] Griffin!?! You okay buddy!?!
Griff:[In pain] Yeah...I'm fine...*Groans*...My back's just acting up...
Lucy Heartfilia: Hey, Griffin? Are you okay!?!
Happy: You look like you're in a lot of pain.
Griff:[Heavy breathing] Just the curses of old age...
LH: Really!?! How old are you?
CG: I...think he's...seventy...three?
Griff:[Resets back] Seventy-four...*Snap!*...At least I think so...us exceeds aren't very good with the human concept of time...When I left Edolas eighteen years ago...I was still in my golden years…
NinjaHound13: He's actually Gildarts age. He just suffers from back pain and arthritis.
Fairy Tail: Holy-moly! You're-
Griff:[Interrupting] I'M WHAT!
Fairy Tail:[Cautious] Y-y-you look good for your age!
Hap: Geez! Your pretty old Griff!
Griff: If I wasn't in so much pain...I'd feed you your own wings...
ES: Everyone![Points to Magma.] This is Magma Grimm-Scarlet...Our daughter!
MS: Hi! Nice to meet you all in person!
Fairy Tail: Your daughter!?!
CA: Geez, Erza! You and the new guy weren't even gone a week! How's that even possible!?!
CG: I'll explain...When Erza, Griff, Chico and I were sailing to Galuna Island, Erza said she wished there were two of her to bring them back...So, I used my magic to create her with Erza's help! She's kinda like our daughter in a sense...But don't worry! She's not going to kill you all...Unless you piss her off, maybe…
DH: I'm also created that way!...Except my mother is Chico!
Fairy Tail: Wow!...Didn't even notice…
CH: Yeah, yeah...
CA: So...Are you and Erza a thing now, or...You and Chico…?
CG: Only time will tell...For now...we're just parents!
ES: Now that's out of the way...Where is Master Makarov?
MC: He went out of town for some kind of last minute council meeting or something like that...he's been gone since yesterday.
Hap,ND,LH,GF:[Relief] *Whew!*
ND: Well that was a close one!
GF: Yes! We won't have to deal with "That" until gramps comes back.
Hap:[Weeping with relief] Oh, Thank goodness! I wasn't ready to stare into the face of death! I still have eight more lives!
LH:[In fear] I can't stand it anymore, you guys are really freaking me out, how's he gonna punish us? I can't die now! I'm still young, and I still have so much to look forward to!
ES:[Commanding] ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!
Hap,ND,LH,GF:[Huddling in fear] AAAHHH!!!
ES: Do you know when the master will be back
MS: No...but I would imagine he would be coming back anytime now.
ES:[Turns to others] Alright, listen up you fools! Your not getting off the hook! You broke guild rules by taking on that S-Class quest! Prepare to be punished!
[Natsu and Gray hold each other in fear.]
LH:[Panicking] How do I prepare myself, when I don't know what's gonna happen!
WM: Well...It was nice knowing ya! *Sighs* It's a crying shame...Those two boys are one thing, but I can't believe Lucy's getting punished too...Oh, you poor girl!
LH:[Warily repeating] You poor girl!?!
ND: Hey man! How come you don't feel sorry for us, huh!?!
GF: Why you lumping me in with this loser!?!
[Fight between Natsu, Gray and Wakaba breaks out]
Griff: Such disrespect for their elders...
CG: The hell's their problem...It's their own fault they're gonna get punished...Wakaba's just pointing out they should've known better...
ElfS: A big part of being a man is owning up to your actions...You hear that you two!?! It's high time for you to man up!
Hap:[Crying] It's not fair! I'm the cutest one here, so how come know one here feels sorry for me!?!
LH:[Frightened] Would somebody, please tell me what's gonna happen to us!?!
CG: Man...You guys are such whiners...you make Romeo looks like a grown adult...
ND&GF: WHAT DID YOU SAY, FREAKY EYES!?!
CG:[Angry internally, nonchalant externally.] Oh, I'm sorry! What I meant to say was...[Makes a functional megaphone from his right hand, speaking into it.] YOU GUYS ARE SUCH WHINERS, YOU MAKE ROMEO CONBOLT, A SIX YEAR-OLD, LOOK LIKE A MATURE ADULT!!![Let's megaphone crumble.] I'll give you wizards twenty seconds to get as many hits as you can...*Thud!*
ND&GF: THAT'S TWENTY SECONDS MORE THAN WE NEED!!!
[After twenty seconds of being unphased by the two wizards attacks, Clay grabbed each of their forearms.]
CG:[Dead serious] That's twenty...Now it's my turn...Earth Dragon: Volcanic Fists![Instead of Clay's typical Tectonic Gauntlets, these gauntlets are molten hot, capable of burning even a pyromancer like Natsu. Since they are molten, they lose most of their impact, in exchange for thermal damage and subduing properties.]
ND: Hot! Hot, hot, hot! Ha-ha-hot! Why does it burn so much!?!
GF: What are you complaining about, firebreath!?!
CG: Earth Dragon: Volcanic Solder Smash![Clay then grabs them both by the heads, then smashed their heads together, sticking them both together with the cooling igneous rock.]
[Natsu and Gray then stumbled around together, unable to free themselves from one another's heads.]
RC: Woah! That's so cool! I didn't think geomancers could use lava!
CG: Sure we can! But I'm more than your average geomancer...I can control both the living and non-living things of the earth! It's probably the most versatile element you can learn, but also the most complex...But you seem like a bright kid! Maybe when your older, you'll be able to use both fire and earth magic! I'll even teach you some volcanic magic!
RC: Wow! Really!?! Natsu never bothered teaching me any magic! You ARE cool!
CG: Your wrong kid...[Picks up Griffin to put him in his hood.]...WE are cool! Just ask me in my new penthouse...And if I'm not there, you can always ask Clairissa Grimm-Suede...Or my other sister, Teresa Grimm...
RC: OH!...So those two are BOTH your sisters...So how are you parents doing?
MC: Romeo...[Nods to Natsu.]
RC:[Realizing what his dad's hinting at] Oh...my bad…
Clayton Grimm: Hey Erza...Could I talk to you and Chico about something?
Chico Hammitt: What IS it?
ES: Yes...Let's hear it…
CG: Now that the three of us are on a team...I've been thinking about codenames for us…
ES: Codenames?
CH: Won't we just use our Wizard names?
CG: Yeah...We could...But we could also use some new names...I was thinking about Red Crown for you Erza, Yellow Crown for you Chico, and Black Crown for me...Based on all of our hair colors…
ES: Sounds good…
CH: Aww...Can't I be Gold Crown?!
CG: You can call yourself that if you want...I'd rather stick to our codenames...Because they match the colors of a Coral Snake perfectly…
ES: That's true…
CH: Wow...That IS true...