My Dong is Wong

you take a hostage. it is mr bender because fuck it, but because u nevernt subbed for him, he has no fukin idea who u are.

"PORICE!" you yell

"SURRENDER UR FUCKIN PENCIRS AND RET ME GO OR IRR KIRR TIS MOFO!"

the police comply. they surrender their pencils an let u go.

as you get in ur car, u shoot mr bender anyways because fuck mr bender.



























YOU ARE NOW IN A HIGH SPEED CASE WIT THE POPO. YOU SEE A BLOCKADE AHEAD. WHAT DO?