My Dong is Wong

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THE CACTUS WAS ACTUALLY A FUCIN AUSSIE'S ASSHOLE??????!?!?!?!?!?!11/!?1/1/1//12/1/?!/!?

"OI! WHAT THE FUCIN'S GOIN ON 'ERE?"

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