My Dong is Wong

u kill oprah.

god comes down from heaven.

"holy shit" he saids.

"YOUI KILLED OPRAH! PRAISE BE!"

everyone celebrates!




























































































wait, dafuq?!?!

the pissiness of oprah's ho audience brings oprah back to life!

"FUCK!" yells god.

"LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"

Oprah pulleds a rocket launcher from her pussi and killeds you and god. god fucking damnit.



**OPRAH > SATAN ENDING**
End Of Story