My Dong is Wong

a man appears from the farkness.

"SATAN?"

"wrong, son." sAIDS the shadowy figure. As he steps into a brightre arae, he reaveels himself.

It s worse. Its me, Doctor MOTHER FUCKING Phil.

I've also brought my friends,


OPRAH,



STEVE HARVEY,



AND THE MOTHER FUCKER HIMSELF, CHRIS HANSON."










The three peoples mentiond wak in.




Chris Hanson: "tak a set rite ovr ther."