Escaping Hotel California

I agree, that’s way too scary for my feeble little heart. Let’s back away as far as we can—. Before you’re able to finish that sentence, the lights begin to flicker and burn out. You hear soft foot steps coming towards you and you jump to your feet. You’re ready to fight, but unfortunately your vision (or lack there of) causes you to be an easy target. The footsteps get louder… and louder… and louder until finally something grabs you tight and holds your mouth shut. It leans over and whispers in your ear, “Wrong choice.”