The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.
Clayton Grimm: So...Is that it?
Chico Hammitt:[Confused] Huh?!
CG: I beat the man you love, he gets booted out of the Guild, and all of a sudden you have feelings for me?...[Walking to the elevator] I ain't no one's second best...See you...
CH: Clay, wait![She follows him into the elevator]
[As the elevator goes down]
You've got it all wrong! I realized just what Laxus was! A-
CG:[Cutting her off] A pretty boy? A bad boy? A guy literally full of shit?...The guy you can't have be your knight in shining armor...
NinjaHound13: Some context. Due to the fact that very little is known about Dragon Lacrimas, I've thought it would be hilarious for it to be the crystallized excrements of Dragon Magic, ergo, Magically radiating dragon dung.
[Exciting the elevator, through the lobby of the Grimm Heights]
CH: No...He was just a crush...I held onto those memories of him from our childhood for so long...That I thought I was in love with him...But...That never was love...Just an obsession...But...When I'm with you...
CG: What?! You feel safe? You feel that nothing can hurt you?...Just because I gave you that Freesian Lion's vest doesn't make you invulnerable...Or is it that you feel like your walking on sunshine and that every moment your with me is a moment in paradise?!...
CH: NO!...I...I feel like...I can open up to you...About everything...Just like you did with me...
[Now walking down the street of Magnolia]
CG: Yeah?!...Let's talk about that!...You know what I am!...You know what I've done!...Chico...You have a bad habit of falling in love with people that can only be described by what your vest says..."Monster"...Cause that's what you've "Fallen into love with"...
CH: YOU'RE WRONG!!!...I didn't fall in love with you because of WHAT you are or WHAT you're past is...I fell in love with you because of WHO you are...And...WHO you've became...My ally...My friend...My...Mi corazón...
¡Me han roto el corazón muchas veces! ¡Y estoy seguro de que no tengo ganas de que se rompa de nuevo!(I've had my heart broken too many times! And I'm sure as hell ain't in the mood for it to be broken again!)
CH; Oh...I get it now...You're still heartbroken...And...Your afraid...I am too...Maybe...I shouldn't have said any of this...[Weeping] You clearly don't love me...
[Chico was about to run off until Clay stopped her]
CG: No...You're wrong...I...Do have feelings for you...Feelings that I thought I'd never feel again...Feelings stronger than I've ever had...I'm...I'm just afraid-
CH: It's fine!...You don't have to be with me...*Sobs*...Who would ever want a brokenhearted girl anyways?...*Sobs*...You don't have lie and say you have feelings for me...[Choking up] Because you clearly don't...
[Clayton hugged her. Taking her hat from her head and wiping her tears away with it]
[Continuing] My life has been nothing but a broken mess!...[Crying] My heart has been broken for years...
CG:[Bringing her head up to face him] If it's broken...I can fix it...
💋
[The two wizards kiss one another in the streets of Magnolia. And would have continued so until they heard a familiar high pitched voice]
Happy:[Joyous]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YES! IT HAPPENED! I WON! I'M RICH! FILTHY STINKING RICH! And it's all thanks to you Clay! Falling in love with the one! The only! Luc-
[Chico turns around to face the blue exceed]
[Shocked] CHICO!?!...No....No no no...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING![Crying] WHY CLAY? WHY?![Futility pounding at Clayton's legs] YOU HAD ONE JOB! FALL IN LOVE WITH LUCY!...But you screwed it up...And now...I'm broke and Griffin's butler for a month...
CG&CH: What the heck are you taking about?!
Hap: Me and Griffin betted on who you would fall in love with!...I betted it would be Lucy...And he...He betted it would be Chico...😿
CG: So...You betted on my love life...
CH: No wonder you freaked out whenever we got close...And why you didn't do you're usual tease with us...
Hap: Please don't tell Griffin! I don't have a million jewels!...
CG: You know he'll find out sooner or later...
Hap: I know!...Just buy me some time!
CG: Then you better pull yourself together...Because him and the others are coming over here now...
Hap: OH CRUD![He fixes himself as best as he could] Hey guys! How are you!?
Natsu Dragneel: All ready for our next mission!
Gray Fullbuster: Yeah...We're all packed and ready to go...
Lucy Heartfilia: I'm ready for a new job!
ES: As am I...You two coming?!
CH: Uhhh...
CG: No...We already promised to go with Gajeel on a job...You know...Since I already know him and Chico pretty much knows everyone?!...
ND: You're really gonna ditch us for some job with studs-for-brains?!
ES: They've already made their decisions...Well see you later then...Black Crown(Clayton) and Yellow Crown(Chico)
CG: Take it easy...Red Crown(Erza)...
CH: Have fun on your job you guys!...Hang on...Where's Griffin?!
GF: He went with Master Makarov to a meeting of the Wizard Saints...
CH: It's still hard to believe that he didn't know that they were just how we call the ten strongest wizards in Ishgar...
ES: Yes...It's also still a bit hard to believe that he shot all the way up to the 5th Wizard Saint...Starting so high is unprecedented...
CG: Well...What do you expect?...Me and Griffin are just on a whole nother league than Natsu and Happy...
GF: Yeah...Better in every way...And a hell of a lot less annoying...
ND&Hap: At least we aren't half-naked jerks like you!
GF:[Realising that he's naked] CRAP! Not again!
*Click!*
CH: Juvia's gonna love this photo...
GF: DON'T YOU DARE-
*Snap!*
7x [Guns drawn]
Bartholomew: Don't she dare what?!...
GF: Nevemind...
[The Seven Defenders returned to the Soul Lacrima]
ES: Anyways...Apparently our daughters and your sisters are handling a job in Balsam Town...You probably won't see them until by the time we return...
CG: Good to know...Take care you guys...Or should I say...Team Dragon's Bane...
ND: Yeah! We're officially Fairy Tail's strongest team! I'm all fired up![He runs off to Magnolia station]
Hap:[Flying behind] Aye, sir!
LH: Hold up![She follows behind]
GF:[Following suit] Slow down!
ES: Take care you two...[She heads towards Magnolia Station]
CG&CH:[Waving] Goodbye! See you guys later!
Gajeel Redfox:[While sitting on a nearby roof] You were just lying, weren't you Nidhogg?...
CH:[Surprised] How long were there for?!
CG: He saw the whole thing...
GR: So...You're sisters got Natsu to drink their glorified piss?!...[Chuckles] That's so hilarious I can't laugh right now without it hurting...
CG: So...What're you doing up there?
GR: Waiting for Juvia...We're supposed to be going on a mission at Oak Town with Team Shiny Gear...
CG&CH:[Correcting] Team Shadow Gear...
GR: Right, right...Knew it was some name like that...
CH:[Pulling out the new picture of Gray Fullbuster half_naked] Well here...Give this to Juvia when you see her...Tell her it's a gift from Fullbuster...
GR:[Grabbing it with an elongated Iron arm] Hehehe...She's gonna love it...Smell you two later...[He jumps towards Team Shadow Gear and Juvia]
CH: So...What now?...
CG: I don't know...What's my girl wanna do right now?
CH:[Blushing] Clay...
[They resume their kissing]
[Hugging him] I'm sure we'll figure out something...
Chico Hammitt:[Confused] Huh?!
CG: I beat the man you love, he gets booted out of the Guild, and all of a sudden you have feelings for me?...[Walking to the elevator] I ain't no one's second best...See you...
CH: Clay, wait![She follows him into the elevator]
[As the elevator goes down]
You've got it all wrong! I realized just what Laxus was! A-
CG:[Cutting her off] A pretty boy? A bad boy? A guy literally full of shit?...The guy you can't have be your knight in shining armor...
NinjaHound13: Some context. Due to the fact that very little is known about Dragon Lacrimas, I've thought it would be hilarious for it to be the crystallized excrements of Dragon Magic, ergo, Magically radiating dragon dung.
[Exciting the elevator, through the lobby of the Grimm Heights]
CH: No...He was just a crush...I held onto those memories of him from our childhood for so long...That I thought I was in love with him...But...That never was love...Just an obsession...But...When I'm with you...
CG: What?! You feel safe? You feel that nothing can hurt you?...Just because I gave you that Freesian Lion's vest doesn't make you invulnerable...Or is it that you feel like your walking on sunshine and that every moment your with me is a moment in paradise?!...
CH: NO!...I...I feel like...I can open up to you...About everything...Just like you did with me...
[Now walking down the street of Magnolia]
CG: Yeah?!...Let's talk about that!...You know what I am!...You know what I've done!...Chico...You have a bad habit of falling in love with people that can only be described by what your vest says..."Monster"...Cause that's what you've "Fallen into love with"...
CH: YOU'RE WRONG!!!...I didn't fall in love with you because of WHAT you are or WHAT you're past is...I fell in love with you because of WHO you are...And...WHO you've became...My ally...My friend...My...Mi corazón...
¡Me han roto el corazón muchas veces! ¡Y estoy seguro de que no tengo ganas de que se rompa de nuevo!(I've had my heart broken too many times! And I'm sure as hell ain't in the mood for it to be broken again!)
CH; Oh...I get it now...You're still heartbroken...And...Your afraid...I am too...Maybe...I shouldn't have said any of this...[Weeping] You clearly don't love me...
[Chico was about to run off until Clay stopped her]
CG: No...You're wrong...I...Do have feelings for you...Feelings that I thought I'd never feel again...Feelings stronger than I've ever had...I'm...I'm just afraid-
CH: It's fine!...You don't have to be with me...*Sobs*...Who would ever want a brokenhearted girl anyways?...*Sobs*...You don't have lie and say you have feelings for me...[Choking up] Because you clearly don't...
[Clayton hugged her. Taking her hat from her head and wiping her tears away with it]
[Continuing] My life has been nothing but a broken mess!...[Crying] My heart has been broken for years...
CG:[Bringing her head up to face him] If it's broken...I can fix it...
💋
[The two wizards kiss one another in the streets of Magnolia. And would have continued so until they heard a familiar high pitched voice]
Happy:[Joyous]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YES! IT HAPPENED! I WON! I'M RICH! FILTHY STINKING RICH! And it's all thanks to you Clay! Falling in love with the one! The only! Luc-
[Chico turns around to face the blue exceed]
[Shocked] CHICO!?!...No....No no no...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING![Crying] WHY CLAY? WHY?![Futility pounding at Clayton's legs] YOU HAD ONE JOB! FALL IN LOVE WITH LUCY!...But you screwed it up...And now...I'm broke and Griffin's butler for a month...
CG&CH: What the heck are you taking about?!
Hap: Me and Griffin betted on who you would fall in love with!...I betted it would be Lucy...And he...He betted it would be Chico...😿
CG: So...You betted on my love life...
CH: No wonder you freaked out whenever we got close...And why you didn't do you're usual tease with us...
Hap: Please don't tell Griffin! I don't have a million jewels!...
CG: You know he'll find out sooner or later...
Hap: I know!...Just buy me some time!
CG: Then you better pull yourself together...Because him and the others are coming over here now...
Hap: OH CRUD![He fixes himself as best as he could] Hey guys! How are you!?
Natsu Dragneel: All ready for our next mission!
Gray Fullbuster: Yeah...We're all packed and ready to go...
Lucy Heartfilia: I'm ready for a new job!
ES: As am I...You two coming?!
CH: Uhhh...
CG: No...We already promised to go with Gajeel on a job...You know...Since I already know him and Chico pretty much knows everyone?!...
ND: You're really gonna ditch us for some job with studs-for-brains?!
ES: They've already made their decisions...Well see you later then...Black Crown(Clayton) and Yellow Crown(Chico)
CG: Take it easy...Red Crown(Erza)...
CH: Have fun on your job you guys!...Hang on...Where's Griffin?!
GF: He went with Master Makarov to a meeting of the Wizard Saints...
CH: It's still hard to believe that he didn't know that they were just how we call the ten strongest wizards in Ishgar...
ES: Yes...It's also still a bit hard to believe that he shot all the way up to the 5th Wizard Saint...Starting so high is unprecedented...
CG: Well...What do you expect?...Me and Griffin are just on a whole nother league than Natsu and Happy...
GF: Yeah...Better in every way...And a hell of a lot less annoying...
ND&Hap: At least we aren't half-naked jerks like you!
GF:[Realising that he's naked] CRAP! Not again!
*Click!*
CH: Juvia's gonna love this photo...
GF: DON'T YOU DARE-
*Snap!*
7x [Guns drawn]
Bartholomew: Don't she dare what?!...
GF: Nevemind...
[The Seven Defenders returned to the Soul Lacrima]
ES: Anyways...Apparently our daughters and your sisters are handling a job in Balsam Town...You probably won't see them until by the time we return...
CG: Good to know...Take care you guys...Or should I say...Team Dragon's Bane...
ND: Yeah! We're officially Fairy Tail's strongest team! I'm all fired up![He runs off to Magnolia station]
Hap:[Flying behind] Aye, sir!
LH: Hold up![She follows behind]
GF:[Following suit] Slow down!
ES: Take care you two...[She heads towards Magnolia Station]
CG&CH:[Waving] Goodbye! See you guys later!
Gajeel Redfox:[While sitting on a nearby roof] You were just lying, weren't you Nidhogg?...
CH:[Surprised] How long were there for?!
CG: He saw the whole thing...
GR: So...You're sisters got Natsu to drink their glorified piss?!...[Chuckles] That's so hilarious I can't laugh right now without it hurting...
CG: So...What're you doing up there?
GR: Waiting for Juvia...We're supposed to be going on a mission at Oak Town with Team Shiny Gear...
CG&CH:[Correcting] Team Shadow Gear...
GR: Right, right...Knew it was some name like that...
CH:[Pulling out the new picture of Gray Fullbuster half_naked] Well here...Give this to Juvia when you see her...Tell her it's a gift from Fullbuster...
GR:[Grabbing it with an elongated Iron arm] Hehehe...She's gonna love it...Smell you two later...[He jumps towards Team Shadow Gear and Juvia]
CH: So...What now?...
CG: I don't know...What's my girl wanna do right now?
CH:[Blushing] Clay...
[They resume their kissing]
[Hugging him] I'm sure we'll figure out something...