The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.
[As they were waking up, Clayton and Chico quickly pulled away from each other after accidentally snuggling for the night. Later on, Natsu and Happy were up, talking to one another]
Natsu Dragneel:[Eating two lit torches] Where'd eyebrows and loco go?...And Doggy boy and Cool Admiral too?
Happy: Like typical party guests, they stuffed there faces and took off!
ND: By the way...Why the heck are you brown, Happy?
Caprie: Duh!...All that blood he was rolling around in...It dried up, and now he looks brown…
Hap: Oh...That's why…
ND: So...Are you like half goat and half girl or something?
Caprie: For a guy that literally eats fire, you aren't that bright, are you?...I'm a satyress...A goddess...If you want to be specific, I'm actually half satyr AND half nymph…
ND: Your a goddess?...You don't look too divine to me…
Caprie: Just how dumb are you?...Gods are real in this world of ours...They're a race of beings...Satyrs and Nymphs are two subgroups of gods...And not all gods demand to be worshipped…
Hap: OH!...That explains the goat smell too…[Choking]
[Caprie commanded the local flora to strangle Happy]
Caprie:[Annoyed] I'll give you that...It's been a while since I took a bath...But you need one too…[She drags Happy off]
Hap:[Complaining] But I don't wanna bath! Not even with a cute goat lady!
[Meanwhile, Lucy is staring at Gray's face, more specifically, the scar on his forehead]
Lucy Heartfilia: I think it's gonna leave a scar…
Gray Fullbuster: Whatever...It doesn't matter to me…
LH:[Surprised] On your face?!
GF: I don't mind having a few scars as long as I can see 'em...It's the ones you can't see that sting…
LH: Ah...Well, aren't you a smooth talker…
ND:[As he eats his fire] So you've got invisible scars?
GF:[Annoyed] SHUT UP, NATSU! Every time I try and say something cool, you gotta ruin it!
ND: How is that cool?
Clayton Grimm:[Approaching] It's not...These “Invisible scars” he's talking about...They aren't cool...Take it from me...I have enough of them to make us all look like scarred zebras...You've got some too, cuz…
ND: What? No I don't!
CG: Oh, yeah?!...What do you call losing Igneel?
ND:[Understanding the metaphor now] Oh...That's what he meant...Then I have a few “Invisible scars” too…
CG: Anyways...Let me take a look at that scar, Gray…
GF: Alright…[He holds his hair back so Clayton can get a good look at it]
CG:[Seeing it] Hmmm...No...Looks like it's just a scratch...If it does leave a scar, it'll be a very faint scar…
[Clayton, Chico and Griffin join Erza in speaking to the Village Chief, Moka]
Moka: What?...But miss...You deserve the reward, so take it!...Please!
Erza Scarlet: Thank you...But your gratitude is payment enough…
Moka: That's nice, but you should take the money!
Chico Hammitt: We can't, because it was never officially accepted by the Guild…[As Natsu and Gray bicker in the background] It got into the hands of some of our guild's asshats-for-wizards trying to prove themselves…
Moka:[Laughs] Foolish as they may be, if it wasn't for them we wouldn't be saved!
CG: That's not true...The Valkyries were going to send me and Griff, regardless of those idiots...Besides...That Magic Acid attack wouldn't have done much to your villagers except for destroying there stuff and maybe making you a bit itchy...It takes a hell of a lot more to that to kill demons…
Moka: True, true...I've got it...What if I give you the money, not as a reward, but instead as a thank you gift. It's the least I could do after everything you've all done for our village…
[Natsu and Gray stop fighting to see if they will take it]
Griffin: Well...When you put it that way, you make it hard to say no…
GF: They're gonna take it!
LH: We're rich!
Magma Scarlet & Delilah Hammitt:[Snickering] What makes you think you guys would get a cut of anything?
Awol Wizards:[Put down] Oh, yeah...That's right…
ES: I'm sorry...But accepting your reward would be contrary to out guild's principles...However...We'd be happy to take the Gate Key you offered along with it…
ND&GF:[Put down] Gate Key?!
LH:[Excited] Come to mama!
Hap:[Now clean] How do you know that you'd get it, Lucy?
LH: Uh, yeah! What else would they do with it? I'm the only Celestial Wizard here!
Hap: Oh, yeah?! What about Ophiuchus?
LH:[Remembering] Ah...You're right...But he already can kick ass all by himself! I need the spirits to fight with me! I'm more or less nothing without them!
Mysterious Spirit: If you're nothing without the spirits, then you shouldn't have them…
LH:[Whining] But I don't wanna give them up!...Wait...Who are you?
ND: Are you the Celestial Spirit?
GF: No, idiot! She looks more like one of the spirits that Chico has…
Hap:Are you a ghost?!
Caprie: No way...Diana!?
Diana: Caprie!...It's been a long time, old friend…
ND: Wait! You're real?!
Caprie: W-What are you doing here?!
Diana: Fulfilling my destiny...A wizard here is worthy enough to command me...Even in death…
LH: Uhh...Caprie...Who is she?
Caprie: She was the guardian valkyrie of this island...But...She's been dead for almost 400 years…
LH: Wait...Valkyrie...But...That would make her a giantess...But...Aren't you guys immortal?!
Diana: You are correct...But we aren't completely unkillable...Very few immortals are actually unkillable…
[Back to the conversation between the rescue team and the villagers]
Bobo: Well...At least let me take you all back to Hargeon…
CG: Thanks...But we have our own ride back to Hargeon…
[Cut to the Flying Exceed at the island shore]
GF: A pirate ship?
LH: You kidding me? Did they hijack it?
[Grant lands in front of them all]
Grant Chanty: Not exactly...More like it's an agreement between us…
Hap: Woah!...This is awesome! Another Clayton!
GC: Me name be Grant...Grant Chanty-Grimm...Eldest triplet of me wee sisters…
Griff: Oh, yeah! That's right!...You three would be considered triplets…
Exceed Crew:[Cheering a greeting]
Captain Havoc: Ahoy, me beauties! And me hearty!
LH:[Repeating] “Me beauties?”
ES: That's right...They've become quite fond of us…
Hap: That's the great Erza for ya!
CH&LH: Geez...Your such a suck up…
CapH: Ahoy! Come aboard me ship, mateys!
GF: “Mateys?”
LH:[Scared. Whining] I don't wanna! I'm not riding with that creepy boat!
ND:[To Lucy] If you want to swim, I'll join you!
LH: ARE YOU INSANE!?!
Caprie: No...Just REALLY dumb…
GF:[Half-naked] Ain't that the truth…
Caprie: And why are you naked!?!
GF:[Realising] So what?! When we met YOU, you were naked too!
Caprie: How was I supposed to know that humans thought the female body was still taboo!?! I was on this island for 125 years! I thought society would have grown up by then!
Diana:[To Chico] Excuse me, young lady…
CH:[Turning to see Diana] Huh?!...Who are you?
Diana: My name is Diana...I am...Or rather “was” the guardian spirit of the Luna Temple...Until this Male Valkyrie arrived, bringing a new guardian spirit worthy of guarding not only the Temple, but the entire island...And you...Your soul is of a strength I haven't felt in centuries...I would be honored to join you under your leadership…
CH: Well...I'd be honored to have you under my command...If you would...Phase into my Soul Lacrima…
Diana: My pleasure…[She phased into Chico's crystal, joining her legion of souls]
ES: Well, how bout that...You've gained another soul…
Caprie: Yeah...And she's a powerful soul...Lead her well…
CH: I will!...So...Are you going to stay here?
Caprie: No...I was actually wondering if I can join you guys...Maybe see how a Wizard Guild is like…
ES: We'd be honored to have you join us…
Caprie: Don't mind if I do…
LH:[To Clayton] Hey...Clayton...You're...Looking good…
CG:[Awkwardly blushing] Uhhh...Thanks…?
LH: So...All I really came on this trip for is that Gold Gate Key and---
CG:[Handing it to Lucy] Here...Take it...I don't need it…
LH:[Surprised] Wait!?! Are you serious?!...[To herself] Wow!...I must be quite the charmer…
Caprie&Hap: More like you're quite full of yourself…
CG: Alright...Mission accomplished...Let's head on deck and…*Sniff* *Sniff*...Hey, kids...You smell that?
GC,MS&DH:[Sniffing] Yeah...It smells like…
Earth Dragon Slayers: GOLD!
Everyone else: Gold!?!
CG: Yep! And a heck of a lot of it!
[The four Earth Dragon Slayers phased into the grainy shore, emerging later with a massive boulder of gold]
Everyone:[In awe] WOAH!!! That's a lot of gold…
CG: Yep! A bit over 200 billion!
Awol wizards:[Utterly shocked] 200 BILLION!?!
DH: Yep!...[She separates about half of the boulder] And this should go to your village…[She pushes it towards the villagers]
Moka:[Grateful] Your kindness knows no bounds, Fairy Tail!
MS:[Agreeing] Right…[She splits the other half in half again. Rolling it towards the Flying Exceed] And THIS should go to your crew, Uncle Havoc…
CapH:[Grateful] Thank ya lassie!
CG: As for the rest of it...You can take it, Caprie…
Caprie: Yes! Score!
Awol wizards: And what about us?
ES: You all get nothing...Because you illegally took this job…
Awol wizards:[Disappointed] Awww…
CG: Come on, Erza...Let's not be so hard on them...Well...At the very least, Lucy...She's a greenhorn when it comes to being in a Wizard Guild…[He snaps a chunk off of Caprie's treasure. Handing it to Lucy] Here...It worth 700,000J…
LH:[Taking the gold] That's still a lot of jewel! I could almost pay out my whole year of rent! Or a few months and a shopping spree!
ES: Or...These…[She hands over Lucy's citations]
LH:[After reading them] WHAT!?! When did I get tickets!?!
CH: When you kicked those National Guards back in Hargeon...Seriously! What the heck were you thinking?!
LH: Well, I thought I would have been recognized by them...After Oshibana and all…
CG: And you kicked them both because you weren't?!
LH: Yeah![To Chico] But you go on one mission and you get your own wizard name…[Whining] It's not fair!
Caprie: Okay...So an idiot, an exhibitionist, a whining girl, and a sassy blue cat...Talk about a team doomed to fail…
ND: I'M NOT AN IDIOT!
GF: I'M NOT AN EXHIBITIONIST!
LH: I'M NOT A WHINER!
Hap: I'll give you that...But I think I'm more snarky than sassy…
CG&CH: Same difference…
CG:[To Erza] Hey...Can I talk to you?
ES: Sure…
[After discussing a plan]
CG: Alright...Good news you guys...You four have the chance to win the reward!
Awol wizards:[Excited] Alright!
LH: So what do we have to do?
[Clayton walked into a more spacious area in the beach]
CG: It's pretty simple...But not easy...You four have to knock me to the ground...You can use whatever Magic and spells you want...If I hit the ground, you win...But...If you all hit the ground...You don't get squat...Got it?!
ND&GF: Sounds good to me!
Hap: Aye!
LH: Wait...That's it?...It sounds easy...But...It also sounds like a trap…
CG: You bailing out, Lucy?...Thought you needed rent money…
LH: You're right![She heads for the sea] Open! Gate of the Water-bearer! Aquarius!
[Aquarius enters the scene]
Aquarius:[Annoyed] Seriously?!...What do you want now?
LH:[Points to Clayton] You see that guy! I need you to blow him away!
Aquarius: Is that it?! You interrupt MY date to beat one guy!?...You selfish girl...Fine!...But let's make this…[She looks at Clayton's eyes] quick…? No way…
CG: Aquarius!
Aquarius: Clay!
[The two beings hug one another]
[Tearing up] You're alive!
CG: Yeah...I am...It's SO good to see you again!
Aquarius: Hang on! The others would like to see you! Lucy. Keys. Now.
LH: What!?! Your supposed to knock him to the ground, not hug him! And no! I'm not handing you my keys!
Aquarius:[Serious look] What was that?!
LH:[Scared] Sorry ma'am![She tosses the keys to Aquarius]
Aquarius: Guys! Come on out! You'll never guess who's here!
CG: You too, Ophiuchus!
[The other Celestial Spirits appear]
Celestial Spirits: Clayton! Ophiuchus! Serphens!
[They all hug in reunion]
Sagittarius[Shrouded completely]: It's good to see you again, my boy!
Virgo: It sure is, my prince!
Lyra: I've missed making music with you, kiddo!
Cancer: I told you all he's alive, baby!
Taurus: I thought yoooou looked familiar…
Crux: I thought you were dead!
Horologium: It's good to see you again…
Lyra: We haven't seen you in years! Since…
CG&Horologium: Since that day...
[Clay and the other spirits remembered that day, when the Etherious Demons of Zeref leveled his home town of Freesia, he still remembers when his dad locked him in the town's cathedral while him, Clay's mother, and all thirteen Zodiac Spirits fought them until Clay's parents last breath.]
Aquarius: Damn it! If only Ayla would have summoned our King...Then maybe things could have ended differently…
CG: Don't beat yourself up over it Aquarius![Lying] I've gotten over that day!
Aquarius: Hmmm...Thank you...Damn! If only we'd be contracted to you, instead of that poor excuse of a wizard over there...[Points to Lucy]
LH:[Offended] Hey!
Virgo: Oh, come on Aquarius! She's not that bad!
LH: Thank you, Virgo!
CG: You still technically are Aquarius...All of my mom's spirits...She let me do Blood Contracts with you all, remember?
Crux:[Appearing] Although, I'm sure you remember that Blood Contracts are only Secondary Contracts, that can be overridden by those contracted with the actual Gate Keys...
CG: I remember gramps...but if I'm contacted with you all, that's all that matters, no matter what kind of Contract!
Virgo: Hang on! If you were already contracted with us all, why didn't you summon us before?
CG: Because I wanted to find all your Gate Keys, so we could be reunited again...guess I'm too late though…
Ophiuchus: Not if you challenge her to a Caeleste Magica Duellum*…
Aquarius: Yes! Challenge her! Please!...She's such a pain…
CG: I wouldn't want to do that to her...She's a nice girl...And a good Celestial Wizard…
LH:[Blushing] Thank you, Clay!
CG: Matter of fact...How about she use you all to fight me...With you all fighting me, it might actually be a challenge…
Ophiuchus: I don't know...Challenge or not, it'd be wrong to fight you just for the sake of fighting you…
Cancer: Yeah...Don't know if I'd have it in me to hurt you, baby!
CG: That's fine...If you want to fight by her side, go ahead...If not...Well...We could always use some witnesses to this great Magic-Ass whooping…
Aquarius: Sounds like a plan…
LH:[Whining] But Aquarius! I summoned YOU!
CG: C'mon Aquarius...Do me a solid and fight for her...Believe me...I can handle your attack better than she can...But first…[He used his Magic to create a high, see-through sea wall, guarding the rest of the island, villagers, and non-competing wizards, as well as domeing off the Flying Exceed] There...That should hold against whatever you throw at it…
Aquarius: Hmmm...I dunno…
CG: Tell you what...You do this, and I'll have reservations for private rooms and amenities back at my hotel...And...I'll Blood Summon 'you know who’...And we'll have staff at your beck and call...It'll be everything you want in a perfect date...What do ya say?
Aquarius: That sounds amazing...Alright...Here I go!
[She sends a massive wave crashing down on the island shore, wiping out all of the Awol wizards, while Clay was barely phased in his Earth Dragon Force state, only being sunk in the gritty ground a foot or so]
[Surprised to see Clayton safe] Well...I'll be...You barely look like it phased you…[Looking at a washed up Lucy] Can't say the same for her...Pathetic…
LH:[After spitting out seawater. To Clayton] How the heck are you alright after an attack like that?!
CG:[Dragon Force] Because I'm in my Earth Dragon Force state...While in it...I'm much denser than water...Among other things...So I was really more like a stubborn boulder at the bottom of her attack...Meanwhile, you four were tossed around like pieces of driftwood…So...You all technically lost…
Awol wizards:[Shocked] WHAT!?!
ND:[Chastising] Nice going, Lucy!
GF: Yeah! Thanks to you, we've lost our chance to get something out of this trip…
Hap: Booo...Boo, Lucy...You stink…
LH:[Whining] Hey! Quit being so mean! How was I supposed to know that he was waterproof!...
CH: I dunno...You have heard just how heavy he is…
LH:[Whining] Yeah...But...Still…
CG:[Dragon Force. Walking over to Lucy] C'mon guys...Don't be so hard on her...Tell you all what...I'll give you all another shot…[Helping Lucy up to her feet. Grabbing her chin] I'd hate to see this face stay sad…
LH:[Blushing] Thanks…
Hap:[Quietly] Yes!...
Griff:[Quietly] No!...
Aquarius:[Out loud] NO! For the love of all that is holy! Don't fall in love with this floozy, Clay! You're WAY out of her league!
CG:[Exits Dragon Force. Letting go of Lucy's face. Confused] Fall in love?
Hap: YEAH! They're in lo-o-ove!
CH's Souls: So in lo-o-o-o-o-ove!
LH&CG: NO WE'RE NOT!
CG: She looks way too much like Anna for me to even consider dating…
Cancer: Yeah...But didn't you have a crush on Anna, baby?
CG:[Blushing] Yeah!...But I also had a crush on Akiko Lilica* and Yumi Agria*...Besides...It'd be weird dating someone who reminds me of my mom's apprentices…
Aquarius: Not to mention she's nowhere near the wizard that Akiko, Yumi, or Anna were...Let alone her own mother, Layla…
LH:[Put down] Hey...I'm making progress…
CG:[To the spirits] Can she use any Star Garb Magic?
Celestial Spirits: No…
CG: Damn...Even I can do that...Well...Whatever...Any of you other spirits mind fighting by her side?
Virgo: Sorry...But I don't think I could fight someone who's diapers I changed…
Everyone:[Snickering]
CG: Laugh it up you guys...Do you want to get an asswhooping Virgo? Because THIS is how you get one!
Virgo:[Excited] Yes! I am ready for my punishment!
CG: I'll show you, Virgo…[He created a rack(torture) and chained her to it. Stretching her out until he heard an audible pop] How's THAT for punishment!?
LH:[Angry] Hey! What the heck do you think your doing!?! She's your spirit too! Treating her like this is absolutely terrible!
Ophiuchus: You obviously don't know Virgo that well…
Horologium: Although we spirits do feel pain...Virgo is...Different…
Crux: Her nervous system is wired differently...She can rarely feel pain...For the most part, she mainly feels pleasure in its place...
Griff:[Giddy] She actually enjoys being tortured!?! I enjoy torturing! I have a feeling we're going to have a wonderful friendship...
Virgo:[Lustful] More...I NEED MORE!
CG: Oh...You'll get more...Now…[He rips up her clothes, leaving as much skin exposed while still keeping her decent] Time for your torture…[Tickling her] From the Tickle Monster!
Virgo:[Laughing uncontrollably] Yes! YES!...I've been a BAD maiden...I need to be punished!...[Continues laughing]
CG:[Stopping to take off his coat] Oh...You will be punished...Torture Method: Secret Art: Tenacious Tickles of the Hecatoncheire![He sprouted multiple arms to aid in tickling Virgo at every inch of her body]
Virgo:[Laughing even harder] YES! THAT'S IT, MY PRINCE! I DESERVE TO BE PUNISHED! I DESERVE MORE!!![She continues laughing]
CG: Yeah...I've got an idea…[He plunges one of his many arms into her cleavage, rummaging around for something] Where is it?...[Finding it] Aha![He pulls out a feather duster, plucking a feather for each of his many hands, he then returns the duster] Now...FEEL THIS!!![He tickled her all over with the feathers simultaneously]
Virgo:[Viciously laughing] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!...Yes!...Almost...There…*Ahhh!*...[She passes out from pleasure]
CG:[Dropping the feathers. Retracting his additional arms. Putting his coat back on] Now...Let's get you out of there…[He unchains Virgo from the rack]
Virgo:[To Clayton] 💋 [The Celestial Spirit kissed her former master's child for a torture session well done] Thank you, my prince…
CG:[Upset] NO! IT WORKS WITH YOU GALS TOO!?!
Griff: What are you talking about, boy?
Lyra:[Walking over] Yeah...You seem scared…Woah![She falls towards him]
💋
[The Lyre Spirit accidentally kissed Clayton]
[Pulling away] AHHH!!! I'm sorry, Clay! it was an accident!
CG: I don't think it's an accident...I think I'm cursed…
Aquarius:[Going towards him] A curse?...Don't be ridiculous!...What kind of curse would that even-
*Snap!*
[In pain] Be-he-he!
💋
[The Water-bearing spirit was shocked forward by a washed up lobster pinching her tail, causing her to accidentally lunge into a kiss with Clayton]
CG:[Upset] No-ho-ho...I AM CURSED!...Cursed with the lips of a jigalow!
GF: Lips of a what?
Griff: What are you going on about, boy?
CG: Ever since I joined Fairy Tail, girls have been kissing me! Cana, Chico, Mira, Erza, Bisca, Zalty, Sherry...And now you three!...It's only a matter of time until me and Lucy kiss…
Bobo: That sounds more like a blessing than a curse…
Aquarius:[Grabbing Clayton. Whispering] You better not say a word about this to Scorpio!...Understood!?
CG: Yes...As a Scorpio myself, I vow not to tell Scorpio…
Aquarius:[Releasing him] Good…
Hap: HOLY MOLEY! You should start wearing a mouth cover or something…
CG: I might have to…Anyways...Let's just fight...Taurus!...You mind fighting for Lucy's side?
Taurus: I will...For a smooooch when we win...What do you say, Luuuuucy!?
LH:[Reluctant] Fine...But just a quick peck…
CG: And do it as far away from me as possible…And what about you, Sagittarius?
Sagittarius: I'll abstain…
Silver Key Spirits: Us too…
Taurus: Guess it's just me and yooooou, Lucy!...
LH: Guess so…
Hap:[Calling for the others. Quietly] Guys! Over here! Let's huddle up!
[They huddle up]
Okay...I have a plan...Natsu! You light him up with as much heat and fire you can…
Gray!...Once Natsu's all done, freeze him with everything you've got!...The drastic change in temperature should make him stiffen up like a statue…
Taurus! You slash him with your axe-
Taurus:[Correcting] It's a labrys…
Hap:[Continues] Whatever...Use it to slash at Clay's upper body…
Then I'll send Lucy flying towards him to give him a divekick right to his face!...He'll fall like a house of cards!...Ready!?!
Others: Ready!
[Breaking the huddle] Let's go!
ND: Fire Dragon: Brilliant Flame!
[The fiery attack engulfed Clayton entirely in relentless heat and flames]
CG:[Unphased. Bored] Is THIS it?...Your plan is to bore me to sleep?...Then we're gonna be here awhile...I have ridiculous amounts of stamina…
GF: Ice Make: Geyser!
[His ice freezes Clay rock solid]
Taurus:[Spinning his labrys around] Moooooo![He threw it square at Clayton's chest, causing it to ricochet back to Taurus, but leaving a crack in Clayton's defense]
Hap:[Flying with Lucy in hand] Here we go!
LH: *HEYAH!!!*
*Crumble*
[Lucy kicked straight through “Clay”, causing him to crumble into dust]
Awol wizards & Taurus:[Terrified] OH NO! WE KILLED CLAY!!!
ES:[Furious] YOU BASTARDS!
CH: CLAY! NO!!!
Celestial Spirits: NOOOOOOO!!!
Everyone else: Nooooooooooo!!!
*Crunch* *Crunch* *Crunch*
CG:[In the sidelines] WOW!...[Crunching on some popcorn] You guys were really worried this bunch of clowns could kill me, let alone beat me?...MAN...Y'all have no faith in me…
*DONG!*
[In pain] Ow!...What the heck, Lucy?...
LH:[Mad] YOU MADE ME THINK THAT I KILLED YOU, JERK!
*DONG!*
CG:[On the ground now. In pain] Seriously, Chico?!...Now?!...
CH:[Pissed] You didn't tell us squat about your plan either…
Hap:[Celebrating] Yay! He's on the ground! We win!
ND,GF&Hap: Way to go, Lucy and Chico!
LH:[Happy] We won!
CG:[Getting up] Alright, alright...Now we're even...Best two out of three!
Awol wizards: Sounds fair, enough!
Hap: Alright everyone! This time, let's blitz him with everything we've got!
ND&GF:[Ready] Sounds good to me…*Heyah!*
[The two mages attacked Clay with everything they've got]
Taurus: For luuuuucy![He viciously slashed at Clayton]
Hap:[Clubbing Clayton in the head with a crude wooden club] Take that! And that! And this! And some of these!
LH:[Running for a devastating nut shot]
CG:[Palms to the ground] Moon Dragon: Flash Freeze!
[A circle of purple light encompassed Clayton and all of the fighters, followed by a flash of purple light. When the light cleared, it revealed that everyone and everything in the circle was encased in Moon Frost. As it shattered away, it drained and dispelled all the Magic in the area it covered, causing Taurus to be forced back to the Celestial Spirit World and the Awol wizards to collapse with Clayton standing victorious]
Awol wizards:[Struggling] What...Was that…?
Griff: That's impossible!...He...He used the Moon's Magic straight from his body...Since when could you do that, Clayton?!
CG: Since I ate all that Moon Frost hanging over the Village...Alright! I win! They lose! Now...Let's go back to Magnolia...Say...Does anybody else feel like they've just gained and lost a ton of weight at once...😵
[He collapsed onto the ground]
Griff: Figures...His body isn't used to using the Moon's Magic…It must have drained him completely...Alright…[He grabs Clayton] Let's head back home…
ES: I agree…
Moka: Don't forget about THIS unconscious person too![Referring to Melissa next to him]
Triplets Grimm: Alright...Guess we should...Ah...Ah...AH…*Achoo!*
[Their sneezes were of Moon Frost, landing on Erza, Caprie and Cancer, causing Cancer to also be forced back to the Celestial Spirit World, as for the other ladies clothes to dequip and fall apart, in the case of Caprie]
ES&Caprie: HUH!?![They look at one of the bodies to see themselves completely naked]
[Covering themselves with their arms] AH! WE'RE NAKED!
Men:[Generally catcalling]
ES:[Snatches Chico's hat to help cover up] Sorry about this, Chico…
CH:[Annoyed] Hey! That's my hat! Not a bra!
ES: Oddly enough, it works well as one…
Caprie:[Grabbing Erza and dragging her of to the closest tall bushes] C'mon! I'll make us some clothes!
[After a while, they returned clothed in cashmere, cotton and canvas]
ES: Here Chico…[She hands over Chico's hat]
CH:[Smelling it] Awww...Now it smells like Erza…
ND:[Sniffing his scarf] Join the club…
Sagittarius: Well...I should be going...It was a pleasure seeing you again, Clay!
[He returned to the Celestial Spirit World]
Virgo: I'll carry the maiden…[She picks up Melissa]
CapH: ALL ABOARD! WE’RE SETTING SAILS ME HEARTIES!
Exceed Crew:[Response] Ay ay sir!
[The Rescue team, the Awol wizards, the remaining Celestial Spirits and the additional individuals boarded the ship. While the ship was departed, the villagers waved goodbye]
Villages:[Unintelligible goodbyes]
Bobo:[Shouting] WE THANK YOU! HOPE YOU COME BACK SOME DAY!
CH&LH:[Shouting] YEAH, YOU BETCHA!
Bobo:So long!
Demoness: Don't forget to do the Demon Wiggle Waggle again, Gray!
Lulu:[Flying onboard] I forgot to do something…[To an unconscious Clayton] 💋 [Lulu kissed the K.O'd wizard] That's for saving our Village...And teaching us the Cha Cha Slide![She flies back to her Village people]
Fairy Tail Wizards, Triplets Grimm & Caprie: Maybe he is cursed…
[Meanwhile in the ERA headquarter, Jellal, in his guise as “Siegrain” talks to his informant, Ultear]
Ultear Milkovich: It's quite a shame that Deliora didn't work out…
Jellal Fernandez:[Looking at an open book] Yes...It is unfortunate…[Closing the book having it float back to it's proper place] But we had no idea that the demon was already dead...Te lavi!(Was life!) It was a relatively minor setback, I'll be more though next time…
UM: Please forgive me, Siegrain sir, I had no idea that wench's Magic was so powerful…
JF: You shouldn't speak about your mother that way…Don't cause Ur to shed another tear...She was a magnificent wizard who was greatly admired...In fact, I believe, if she were still alive today, she'd be counted amongst the Ten Wizard Saints…
UM: You give her far too much credit...My mother loved her Magic, and nothing else...It's no wonder my father abandoned the wretch…
JF: They say “The greater a loss a person suffers, the stronger they must become to triumph over it”...
UM: I highly doubt that my mother thought that I was a “Great loss”...
JF: You never know...What if she took on those students to fill in the void you left behind…
[Ultear put a finger to Jellal's lips]
UM: Could we please change the subject?!...I think it's time we move on to the next stage…
JF: Ultear, your face...What happened?
[Before everyone in the Village hit the hay, Natsu spotted Ultear disguised as Zalty and punched her in the face. Fortunately for her, she managed to escape the continuing fight and Natsu's field of senses. Unfortunately it left a bump that Clayton didn't notice later on due to it not being present until now]
UM:[Flailing around in surprise] That idiot Natsu punched me!
JF:[Laughs] That certainly is a delayed reaction...So how was he? Did you find him to be a worthy opponent?
UM:[Hand on her cheek] I never had use more than half my power against him...But I was impressed...I seems he's getting stronger with each passing day…
JF: I'm not surprised...[Gripping his fist tightly] He is Igneel's son...To continue my dream, he must continue burning brightly…
UM:[Wincing in pain]
JF: Are you alright?! Did he hurt you more than your letting on?!
UM: No...This pain...It's not because of him...It's because of the Alliance's newest team of assassins…Involving...Nidhogg…
JF: So...I take it he didn't want any part in our plans...Did he managed to beat you and Les Sorciers Terribles?
UM: Not exactly…[Lying] After explaining to him our need for his use of Dark Magic in reviving Zeref, he refused...Then...Oni revealed his true goal...To use the Earth Slayer's Magic to kill Zeref…
JF:[Shocked] WHAT!?!
UM: I was just as shocked...At first, I thought it was a bluff...But Nidhogg confirmed his words to be truthful...Nidhogg still refused...Most likely due to the resentment he has for The Black Wizard...And I ordered the other LSF to detain Oni...But they tricked me...I...I would have been dead if not for that Hero of ERA...He not only protected me...But...He...Healed me...Even though we were still enemies...And I did something foolish to him…
JF: What? What did you do to him?
UM:[Slightly blushing] I...I kissed him...And thanked him before I passed out from the blood loss…
JF: Ultear, Ultear, Ultear...Did you do this out of romantic feelings for him?
UM: No...I only did it out of delusion from blood loss...Nothing more, nothing less…
Is she telling the truth?
Akiko Lilica-One of Ayla's apprentices, as well as Karen Lilica's ancestor.
Yumi Agria-Another one of Ayla's apprentices, as well as Sorano and Yukino's ancestor.
NinjaHound13: Brick Grimm also had one apprentice...But that's for a later story...
Natsu Dragneel:[Eating two lit torches] Where'd eyebrows and loco go?...And Doggy boy and Cool Admiral too?
Happy: Like typical party guests, they stuffed there faces and took off!
ND: By the way...Why the heck are you brown, Happy?
Caprie: Duh!...All that blood he was rolling around in...It dried up, and now he looks brown…
Hap: Oh...That's why…
ND: So...Are you like half goat and half girl or something?
Caprie: For a guy that literally eats fire, you aren't that bright, are you?...I'm a satyress...A goddess...If you want to be specific, I'm actually half satyr AND half nymph…
ND: Your a goddess?...You don't look too divine to me…
Caprie: Just how dumb are you?...Gods are real in this world of ours...They're a race of beings...Satyrs and Nymphs are two subgroups of gods...And not all gods demand to be worshipped…
Hap: OH!...That explains the goat smell too…[Choking]
[Caprie commanded the local flora to strangle Happy]
Caprie:[Annoyed] I'll give you that...It's been a while since I took a bath...But you need one too…[She drags Happy off]
Hap:[Complaining] But I don't wanna bath! Not even with a cute goat lady!
[Meanwhile, Lucy is staring at Gray's face, more specifically, the scar on his forehead]
Lucy Heartfilia: I think it's gonna leave a scar…
Gray Fullbuster: Whatever...It doesn't matter to me…
LH:[Surprised] On your face?!
GF: I don't mind having a few scars as long as I can see 'em...It's the ones you can't see that sting…
LH: Ah...Well, aren't you a smooth talker…
ND:[As he eats his fire] So you've got invisible scars?
GF:[Annoyed] SHUT UP, NATSU! Every time I try and say something cool, you gotta ruin it!
ND: How is that cool?
Clayton Grimm:[Approaching] It's not...These “Invisible scars” he's talking about...They aren't cool...Take it from me...I have enough of them to make us all look like scarred zebras...You've got some too, cuz…
ND: What? No I don't!
CG: Oh, yeah?!...What do you call losing Igneel?
ND:[Understanding the metaphor now] Oh...That's what he meant...Then I have a few “Invisible scars” too…
CG: Anyways...Let me take a look at that scar, Gray…
GF: Alright…[He holds his hair back so Clayton can get a good look at it]
CG:[Seeing it] Hmmm...No...Looks like it's just a scratch...If it does leave a scar, it'll be a very faint scar…
[Clayton, Chico and Griffin join Erza in speaking to the Village Chief, Moka]
Moka: What?...But miss...You deserve the reward, so take it!...Please!
Erza Scarlet: Thank you...But your gratitude is payment enough…
Moka: That's nice, but you should take the money!
Chico Hammitt: We can't, because it was never officially accepted by the Guild…[As Natsu and Gray bicker in the background] It got into the hands of some of our guild's asshats-for-wizards trying to prove themselves…
Moka:[Laughs] Foolish as they may be, if it wasn't for them we wouldn't be saved!
CG: That's not true...The Valkyries were going to send me and Griff, regardless of those idiots...Besides...That Magic Acid attack wouldn't have done much to your villagers except for destroying there stuff and maybe making you a bit itchy...It takes a hell of a lot more to that to kill demons…
Moka: True, true...I've got it...What if I give you the money, not as a reward, but instead as a thank you gift. It's the least I could do after everything you've all done for our village…
[Natsu and Gray stop fighting to see if they will take it]
Griffin: Well...When you put it that way, you make it hard to say no…
GF: They're gonna take it!
LH: We're rich!
Magma Scarlet & Delilah Hammitt:[Snickering] What makes you think you guys would get a cut of anything?
Awol Wizards:[Put down] Oh, yeah...That's right…
ES: I'm sorry...But accepting your reward would be contrary to out guild's principles...However...We'd be happy to take the Gate Key you offered along with it…
ND&GF:[Put down] Gate Key?!
LH:[Excited] Come to mama!
Hap:[Now clean] How do you know that you'd get it, Lucy?
LH: Uh, yeah! What else would they do with it? I'm the only Celestial Wizard here!
Hap: Oh, yeah?! What about Ophiuchus?
LH:[Remembering] Ah...You're right...But he already can kick ass all by himself! I need the spirits to fight with me! I'm more or less nothing without them!
Mysterious Spirit: If you're nothing without the spirits, then you shouldn't have them…
LH:[Whining] But I don't wanna give them up!...Wait...Who are you?
ND: Are you the Celestial Spirit?
GF: No, idiot! She looks more like one of the spirits that Chico has…
Hap:Are you a ghost?!
Caprie: No way...Diana!?
Diana: Caprie!...It's been a long time, old friend…
ND: Wait! You're real?!
Caprie: W-What are you doing here?!
Diana: Fulfilling my destiny...A wizard here is worthy enough to command me...Even in death…
LH: Uhh...Caprie...Who is she?
Caprie: She was the guardian valkyrie of this island...But...She's been dead for almost 400 years…
LH: Wait...Valkyrie...But...That would make her a giantess...But...Aren't you guys immortal?!
Diana: You are correct...But we aren't completely unkillable...Very few immortals are actually unkillable…
[Back to the conversation between the rescue team and the villagers]
Bobo: Well...At least let me take you all back to Hargeon…
CG: Thanks...But we have our own ride back to Hargeon…
[Cut to the Flying Exceed at the island shore]
GF: A pirate ship?
LH: You kidding me? Did they hijack it?
[Grant lands in front of them all]
Grant Chanty: Not exactly...More like it's an agreement between us…
Hap: Woah!...This is awesome! Another Clayton!
GC: Me name be Grant...Grant Chanty-Grimm...Eldest triplet of me wee sisters…
Griff: Oh, yeah! That's right!...You three would be considered triplets…
Exceed Crew:[Cheering a greeting]
Captain Havoc: Ahoy, me beauties! And me hearty!
LH:[Repeating] “Me beauties?”
ES: That's right...They've become quite fond of us…
Hap: That's the great Erza for ya!
CH&LH: Geez...Your such a suck up…
CapH: Ahoy! Come aboard me ship, mateys!
GF: “Mateys?”
LH:[Scared. Whining] I don't wanna! I'm not riding with that creepy boat!
ND:[To Lucy] If you want to swim, I'll join you!
LH: ARE YOU INSANE!?!
Caprie: No...Just REALLY dumb…
GF:[Half-naked] Ain't that the truth…
Caprie: And why are you naked!?!
GF:[Realising] So what?! When we met YOU, you were naked too!
Caprie: How was I supposed to know that humans thought the female body was still taboo!?! I was on this island for 125 years! I thought society would have grown up by then!
Diana:[To Chico] Excuse me, young lady…
CH:[Turning to see Diana] Huh?!...Who are you?
Diana: My name is Diana...I am...Or rather “was” the guardian spirit of the Luna Temple...Until this Male Valkyrie arrived, bringing a new guardian spirit worthy of guarding not only the Temple, but the entire island...And you...Your soul is of a strength I haven't felt in centuries...I would be honored to join you under your leadership…
CH: Well...I'd be honored to have you under my command...If you would...Phase into my Soul Lacrima…
Diana: My pleasure…[She phased into Chico's crystal, joining her legion of souls]
ES: Well, how bout that...You've gained another soul…
Caprie: Yeah...And she's a powerful soul...Lead her well…
CH: I will!...So...Are you going to stay here?
Caprie: No...I was actually wondering if I can join you guys...Maybe see how a Wizard Guild is like…
ES: We'd be honored to have you join us…
Caprie: Don't mind if I do…
LH:[To Clayton] Hey...Clayton...You're...Looking good…
CG:[Awkwardly blushing] Uhhh...Thanks…?
LH: So...All I really came on this trip for is that Gold Gate Key and---
CG:[Handing it to Lucy] Here...Take it...I don't need it…
LH:[Surprised] Wait!?! Are you serious?!...[To herself] Wow!...I must be quite the charmer…
Caprie&Hap: More like you're quite full of yourself…
CG: Alright...Mission accomplished...Let's head on deck and…*Sniff* *Sniff*...Hey, kids...You smell that?
GC,MS&DH:[Sniffing] Yeah...It smells like…
Earth Dragon Slayers: GOLD!
Everyone else: Gold!?!
CG: Yep! And a heck of a lot of it!
[The four Earth Dragon Slayers phased into the grainy shore, emerging later with a massive boulder of gold]
Everyone:[In awe] WOAH!!! That's a lot of gold…
CG: Yep! A bit over 200 billion!
Awol wizards:[Utterly shocked] 200 BILLION!?!
DH: Yep!...[She separates about half of the boulder] And this should go to your village…[She pushes it towards the villagers]
Moka:[Grateful] Your kindness knows no bounds, Fairy Tail!
MS:[Agreeing] Right…[She splits the other half in half again. Rolling it towards the Flying Exceed] And THIS should go to your crew, Uncle Havoc…
CapH:[Grateful] Thank ya lassie!
CG: As for the rest of it...You can take it, Caprie…
Caprie: Yes! Score!
Awol wizards: And what about us?
ES: You all get nothing...Because you illegally took this job…
Awol wizards:[Disappointed] Awww…
CG: Come on, Erza...Let's not be so hard on them...Well...At the very least, Lucy...She's a greenhorn when it comes to being in a Wizard Guild…[He snaps a chunk off of Caprie's treasure. Handing it to Lucy] Here...It worth 700,000J…
LH:[Taking the gold] That's still a lot of jewel! I could almost pay out my whole year of rent! Or a few months and a shopping spree!
ES: Or...These…[She hands over Lucy's citations]
LH:[After reading them] WHAT!?! When did I get tickets!?!
CH: When you kicked those National Guards back in Hargeon...Seriously! What the heck were you thinking?!
LH: Well, I thought I would have been recognized by them...After Oshibana and all…
CG: And you kicked them both because you weren't?!
LH: Yeah![To Chico] But you go on one mission and you get your own wizard name…[Whining] It's not fair!
Caprie: Okay...So an idiot, an exhibitionist, a whining girl, and a sassy blue cat...Talk about a team doomed to fail…
ND: I'M NOT AN IDIOT!
GF: I'M NOT AN EXHIBITIONIST!
LH: I'M NOT A WHINER!
Hap: I'll give you that...But I think I'm more snarky than sassy…
CG&CH: Same difference…
CG:[To Erza] Hey...Can I talk to you?
ES: Sure…
[After discussing a plan]
CG: Alright...Good news you guys...You four have the chance to win the reward!
Awol wizards:[Excited] Alright!
LH: So what do we have to do?
[Clayton walked into a more spacious area in the beach]
CG: It's pretty simple...But not easy...You four have to knock me to the ground...You can use whatever Magic and spells you want...If I hit the ground, you win...But...If you all hit the ground...You don't get squat...Got it?!
ND&GF: Sounds good to me!
Hap: Aye!
LH: Wait...That's it?...It sounds easy...But...It also sounds like a trap…
CG: You bailing out, Lucy?...Thought you needed rent money…
LH: You're right![She heads for the sea] Open! Gate of the Water-bearer! Aquarius!
[Aquarius enters the scene]
Aquarius:[Annoyed] Seriously?!...What do you want now?
LH:[Points to Clayton] You see that guy! I need you to blow him away!
Aquarius: Is that it?! You interrupt MY date to beat one guy!?...You selfish girl...Fine!...But let's make this…[She looks at Clayton's eyes] quick…? No way…
CG: Aquarius!
Aquarius: Clay!
[The two beings hug one another]
[Tearing up] You're alive!
CG: Yeah...I am...It's SO good to see you again!
Aquarius: Hang on! The others would like to see you! Lucy. Keys. Now.
LH: What!?! Your supposed to knock him to the ground, not hug him! And no! I'm not handing you my keys!
Aquarius:[Serious look] What was that?!
LH:[Scared] Sorry ma'am![She tosses the keys to Aquarius]
Aquarius: Guys! Come on out! You'll never guess who's here!
CG: You too, Ophiuchus!
[The other Celestial Spirits appear]
Celestial Spirits: Clayton! Ophiuchus! Serphens!
[They all hug in reunion]
Sagittarius[Shrouded completely]: It's good to see you again, my boy!
Virgo: It sure is, my prince!
Lyra: I've missed making music with you, kiddo!
Cancer: I told you all he's alive, baby!
Taurus: I thought yoooou looked familiar…
Crux: I thought you were dead!
Horologium: It's good to see you again…
Lyra: We haven't seen you in years! Since…
CG&Horologium: Since that day...
[Clay and the other spirits remembered that day, when the Etherious Demons of Zeref leveled his home town of Freesia, he still remembers when his dad locked him in the town's cathedral while him, Clay's mother, and all thirteen Zodiac Spirits fought them until Clay's parents last breath.]
Aquarius: Damn it! If only Ayla would have summoned our King...Then maybe things could have ended differently…
CG: Don't beat yourself up over it Aquarius![Lying] I've gotten over that day!
Aquarius: Hmmm...Thank you...Damn! If only we'd be contracted to you, instead of that poor excuse of a wizard over there...[Points to Lucy]
LH:[Offended] Hey!
Virgo: Oh, come on Aquarius! She's not that bad!
LH: Thank you, Virgo!
CG: You still technically are Aquarius...All of my mom's spirits...She let me do Blood Contracts with you all, remember?
Crux:[Appearing] Although, I'm sure you remember that Blood Contracts are only Secondary Contracts, that can be overridden by those contracted with the actual Gate Keys...
CG: I remember gramps...but if I'm contacted with you all, that's all that matters, no matter what kind of Contract!
Virgo: Hang on! If you were already contracted with us all, why didn't you summon us before?
CG: Because I wanted to find all your Gate Keys, so we could be reunited again...guess I'm too late though…
Ophiuchus: Not if you challenge her to a Caeleste Magica Duellum*…
Aquarius: Yes! Challenge her! Please!...She's such a pain…
CG: I wouldn't want to do that to her...She's a nice girl...And a good Celestial Wizard…
LH:[Blushing] Thank you, Clay!
CG: Matter of fact...How about she use you all to fight me...With you all fighting me, it might actually be a challenge…
Ophiuchus: I don't know...Challenge or not, it'd be wrong to fight you just for the sake of fighting you…
Cancer: Yeah...Don't know if I'd have it in me to hurt you, baby!
CG: That's fine...If you want to fight by her side, go ahead...If not...Well...We could always use some witnesses to this great Magic-Ass whooping…
Aquarius: Sounds like a plan…
LH:[Whining] But Aquarius! I summoned YOU!
CG: C'mon Aquarius...Do me a solid and fight for her...Believe me...I can handle your attack better than she can...But first…[He used his Magic to create a high, see-through sea wall, guarding the rest of the island, villagers, and non-competing wizards, as well as domeing off the Flying Exceed] There...That should hold against whatever you throw at it…
Aquarius: Hmmm...I dunno…
CG: Tell you what...You do this, and I'll have reservations for private rooms and amenities back at my hotel...And...I'll Blood Summon 'you know who’...And we'll have staff at your beck and call...It'll be everything you want in a perfect date...What do ya say?
Aquarius: That sounds amazing...Alright...Here I go!
[She sends a massive wave crashing down on the island shore, wiping out all of the Awol wizards, while Clay was barely phased in his Earth Dragon Force state, only being sunk in the gritty ground a foot or so]
[Surprised to see Clayton safe] Well...I'll be...You barely look like it phased you…[Looking at a washed up Lucy] Can't say the same for her...Pathetic…
LH:[After spitting out seawater. To Clayton] How the heck are you alright after an attack like that?!
CG:[Dragon Force] Because I'm in my Earth Dragon Force state...While in it...I'm much denser than water...Among other things...So I was really more like a stubborn boulder at the bottom of her attack...Meanwhile, you four were tossed around like pieces of driftwood…So...You all technically lost…
Awol wizards:[Shocked] WHAT!?!
ND:[Chastising] Nice going, Lucy!
GF: Yeah! Thanks to you, we've lost our chance to get something out of this trip…
Hap: Booo...Boo, Lucy...You stink…
LH:[Whining] Hey! Quit being so mean! How was I supposed to know that he was waterproof!...
CH: I dunno...You have heard just how heavy he is…
LH:[Whining] Yeah...But...Still…
CG:[Dragon Force. Walking over to Lucy] C'mon guys...Don't be so hard on her...Tell you all what...I'll give you all another shot…[Helping Lucy up to her feet. Grabbing her chin] I'd hate to see this face stay sad…
LH:[Blushing] Thanks…
Hap:[Quietly] Yes!...
Griff:[Quietly] No!...
Aquarius:[Out loud] NO! For the love of all that is holy! Don't fall in love with this floozy, Clay! You're WAY out of her league!
CG:[Exits Dragon Force. Letting go of Lucy's face. Confused] Fall in love?
Hap: YEAH! They're in lo-o-ove!
CH's Souls: So in lo-o-o-o-o-ove!
LH&CG: NO WE'RE NOT!
CG: She looks way too much like Anna for me to even consider dating…
Cancer: Yeah...But didn't you have a crush on Anna, baby?
CG:[Blushing] Yeah!...But I also had a crush on Akiko Lilica* and Yumi Agria*...Besides...It'd be weird dating someone who reminds me of my mom's apprentices…
Aquarius: Not to mention she's nowhere near the wizard that Akiko, Yumi, or Anna were...Let alone her own mother, Layla…
LH:[Put down] Hey...I'm making progress…
CG:[To the spirits] Can she use any Star Garb Magic?
Celestial Spirits: No…
CG: Damn...Even I can do that...Well...Whatever...Any of you other spirits mind fighting by her side?
Virgo: Sorry...But I don't think I could fight someone who's diapers I changed…
Everyone:[Snickering]
CG: Laugh it up you guys...Do you want to get an asswhooping Virgo? Because THIS is how you get one!
Virgo:[Excited] Yes! I am ready for my punishment!
CG: I'll show you, Virgo…[He created a rack(torture) and chained her to it. Stretching her out until he heard an audible pop] How's THAT for punishment!?
LH:[Angry] Hey! What the heck do you think your doing!?! She's your spirit too! Treating her like this is absolutely terrible!
Ophiuchus: You obviously don't know Virgo that well…
Horologium: Although we spirits do feel pain...Virgo is...Different…
Crux: Her nervous system is wired differently...She can rarely feel pain...For the most part, she mainly feels pleasure in its place...
Griff:[Giddy] She actually enjoys being tortured!?! I enjoy torturing! I have a feeling we're going to have a wonderful friendship...
Virgo:[Lustful] More...I NEED MORE!
CG: Oh...You'll get more...Now…[He rips up her clothes, leaving as much skin exposed while still keeping her decent] Time for your torture…[Tickling her] From the Tickle Monster!
Virgo:[Laughing uncontrollably] Yes! YES!...I've been a BAD maiden...I need to be punished!...[Continues laughing]
CG:[Stopping to take off his coat] Oh...You will be punished...Torture Method: Secret Art: Tenacious Tickles of the Hecatoncheire![He sprouted multiple arms to aid in tickling Virgo at every inch of her body]
Virgo:[Laughing even harder] YES! THAT'S IT, MY PRINCE! I DESERVE TO BE PUNISHED! I DESERVE MORE!!![She continues laughing]
CG: Yeah...I've got an idea…[He plunges one of his many arms into her cleavage, rummaging around for something] Where is it?...[Finding it] Aha![He pulls out a feather duster, plucking a feather for each of his many hands, he then returns the duster] Now...FEEL THIS!!![He tickled her all over with the feathers simultaneously]
Virgo:[Viciously laughing] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!...Yes!...Almost...There…*Ahhh!*...[She passes out from pleasure]
CG:[Dropping the feathers. Retracting his additional arms. Putting his coat back on] Now...Let's get you out of there…[He unchains Virgo from the rack]
Virgo:[To Clayton] 💋 [The Celestial Spirit kissed her former master's child for a torture session well done] Thank you, my prince…
CG:[Upset] NO! IT WORKS WITH YOU GALS TOO!?!
Griff: What are you talking about, boy?
Lyra:[Walking over] Yeah...You seem scared…Woah![She falls towards him]
💋
[The Lyre Spirit accidentally kissed Clayton]
[Pulling away] AHHH!!! I'm sorry, Clay! it was an accident!
CG: I don't think it's an accident...I think I'm cursed…
Aquarius:[Going towards him] A curse?...Don't be ridiculous!...What kind of curse would that even-
*Snap!*
[In pain] Be-he-he!
💋
[The Water-bearing spirit was shocked forward by a washed up lobster pinching her tail, causing her to accidentally lunge into a kiss with Clayton]
CG:[Upset] No-ho-ho...I AM CURSED!...Cursed with the lips of a jigalow!
GF: Lips of a what?
Griff: What are you going on about, boy?
CG: Ever since I joined Fairy Tail, girls have been kissing me! Cana, Chico, Mira, Erza, Bisca, Zalty, Sherry...And now you three!...It's only a matter of time until me and Lucy kiss…
Bobo: That sounds more like a blessing than a curse…
Aquarius:[Grabbing Clayton. Whispering] You better not say a word about this to Scorpio!...Understood!?
CG: Yes...As a Scorpio myself, I vow not to tell Scorpio…
Aquarius:[Releasing him] Good…
Hap: HOLY MOLEY! You should start wearing a mouth cover or something…
CG: I might have to…Anyways...Let's just fight...Taurus!...You mind fighting for Lucy's side?
Taurus: I will...For a smooooch when we win...What do you say, Luuuuucy!?
LH:[Reluctant] Fine...But just a quick peck…
CG: And do it as far away from me as possible…And what about you, Sagittarius?
Sagittarius: I'll abstain…
Silver Key Spirits: Us too…
Taurus: Guess it's just me and yooooou, Lucy!...
LH: Guess so…
Hap:[Calling for the others. Quietly] Guys! Over here! Let's huddle up!
[They huddle up]
Okay...I have a plan...Natsu! You light him up with as much heat and fire you can…
Gray!...Once Natsu's all done, freeze him with everything you've got!...The drastic change in temperature should make him stiffen up like a statue…
Taurus! You slash him with your axe-
Taurus:[Correcting] It's a labrys…
Hap:[Continues] Whatever...Use it to slash at Clay's upper body…
Then I'll send Lucy flying towards him to give him a divekick right to his face!...He'll fall like a house of cards!...Ready!?!
Others: Ready!
[Breaking the huddle] Let's go!
ND: Fire Dragon: Brilliant Flame!
[The fiery attack engulfed Clayton entirely in relentless heat and flames]
CG:[Unphased. Bored] Is THIS it?...Your plan is to bore me to sleep?...Then we're gonna be here awhile...I have ridiculous amounts of stamina…
GF: Ice Make: Geyser!
[His ice freezes Clay rock solid]
Taurus:[Spinning his labrys around] Moooooo![He threw it square at Clayton's chest, causing it to ricochet back to Taurus, but leaving a crack in Clayton's defense]
Hap:[Flying with Lucy in hand] Here we go!
LH: *HEYAH!!!*
*Crumble*
[Lucy kicked straight through “Clay”, causing him to crumble into dust]
Awol wizards & Taurus:[Terrified] OH NO! WE KILLED CLAY!!!
ES:[Furious] YOU BASTARDS!
CH: CLAY! NO!!!
Celestial Spirits: NOOOOOOO!!!
Everyone else: Nooooooooooo!!!
*Crunch* *Crunch* *Crunch*
CG:[In the sidelines] WOW!...[Crunching on some popcorn] You guys were really worried this bunch of clowns could kill me, let alone beat me?...MAN...Y'all have no faith in me…
*DONG!*
[In pain] Ow!...What the heck, Lucy?...
LH:[Mad] YOU MADE ME THINK THAT I KILLED YOU, JERK!
*DONG!*
CG:[On the ground now. In pain] Seriously, Chico?!...Now?!...
CH:[Pissed] You didn't tell us squat about your plan either…
Hap:[Celebrating] Yay! He's on the ground! We win!
ND,GF&Hap: Way to go, Lucy and Chico!
LH:[Happy] We won!
CG:[Getting up] Alright, alright...Now we're even...Best two out of three!
Awol wizards: Sounds fair, enough!
Hap: Alright everyone! This time, let's blitz him with everything we've got!
ND&GF:[Ready] Sounds good to me…*Heyah!*
[The two mages attacked Clay with everything they've got]
Taurus: For luuuuucy![He viciously slashed at Clayton]
Hap:[Clubbing Clayton in the head with a crude wooden club] Take that! And that! And this! And some of these!
LH:[Running for a devastating nut shot]
CG:[Palms to the ground] Moon Dragon: Flash Freeze!
[A circle of purple light encompassed Clayton and all of the fighters, followed by a flash of purple light. When the light cleared, it revealed that everyone and everything in the circle was encased in Moon Frost. As it shattered away, it drained and dispelled all the Magic in the area it covered, causing Taurus to be forced back to the Celestial Spirit World and the Awol wizards to collapse with Clayton standing victorious]
Awol wizards:[Struggling] What...Was that…?
Griff: That's impossible!...He...He used the Moon's Magic straight from his body...Since when could you do that, Clayton?!
CG: Since I ate all that Moon Frost hanging over the Village...Alright! I win! They lose! Now...Let's go back to Magnolia...Say...Does anybody else feel like they've just gained and lost a ton of weight at once...😵
[He collapsed onto the ground]
Griff: Figures...His body isn't used to using the Moon's Magic…It must have drained him completely...Alright…[He grabs Clayton] Let's head back home…
ES: I agree…
Moka: Don't forget about THIS unconscious person too![Referring to Melissa next to him]
Triplets Grimm: Alright...Guess we should...Ah...Ah...AH…*Achoo!*
[Their sneezes were of Moon Frost, landing on Erza, Caprie and Cancer, causing Cancer to also be forced back to the Celestial Spirit World, as for the other ladies clothes to dequip and fall apart, in the case of Caprie]
ES&Caprie: HUH!?![They look at one of the bodies to see themselves completely naked]
[Covering themselves with their arms] AH! WE'RE NAKED!
Men:[Generally catcalling]
ES:[Snatches Chico's hat to help cover up] Sorry about this, Chico…
CH:[Annoyed] Hey! That's my hat! Not a bra!
ES: Oddly enough, it works well as one…
Caprie:[Grabbing Erza and dragging her of to the closest tall bushes] C'mon! I'll make us some clothes!
[After a while, they returned clothed in cashmere, cotton and canvas]
ES: Here Chico…[She hands over Chico's hat]
CH:[Smelling it] Awww...Now it smells like Erza…
ND:[Sniffing his scarf] Join the club…
Sagittarius: Well...I should be going...It was a pleasure seeing you again, Clay!
[He returned to the Celestial Spirit World]
Virgo: I'll carry the maiden…[She picks up Melissa]
CapH: ALL ABOARD! WE’RE SETTING SAILS ME HEARTIES!
Exceed Crew:[Response] Ay ay sir!
[The Rescue team, the Awol wizards, the remaining Celestial Spirits and the additional individuals boarded the ship. While the ship was departed, the villagers waved goodbye]
Villages:[Unintelligible goodbyes]
Bobo:[Shouting] WE THANK YOU! HOPE YOU COME BACK SOME DAY!
CH&LH:[Shouting] YEAH, YOU BETCHA!
Bobo:So long!
Demoness: Don't forget to do the Demon Wiggle Waggle again, Gray!
Lulu:[Flying onboard] I forgot to do something…[To an unconscious Clayton] 💋 [Lulu kissed the K.O'd wizard] That's for saving our Village...And teaching us the Cha Cha Slide![She flies back to her Village people]
Fairy Tail Wizards, Triplets Grimm & Caprie: Maybe he is cursed…
[Meanwhile in the ERA headquarter, Jellal, in his guise as “Siegrain” talks to his informant, Ultear]
Ultear Milkovich: It's quite a shame that Deliora didn't work out…
Jellal Fernandez:[Looking at an open book] Yes...It is unfortunate…[Closing the book having it float back to it's proper place] But we had no idea that the demon was already dead...Te lavi!(Was life!) It was a relatively minor setback, I'll be more though next time…
UM: Please forgive me, Siegrain sir, I had no idea that wench's Magic was so powerful…
JF: You shouldn't speak about your mother that way…Don't cause Ur to shed another tear...She was a magnificent wizard who was greatly admired...In fact, I believe, if she were still alive today, she'd be counted amongst the Ten Wizard Saints…
UM: You give her far too much credit...My mother loved her Magic, and nothing else...It's no wonder my father abandoned the wretch…
JF: They say “The greater a loss a person suffers, the stronger they must become to triumph over it”...
UM: I highly doubt that my mother thought that I was a “Great loss”...
JF: You never know...What if she took on those students to fill in the void you left behind…
[Ultear put a finger to Jellal's lips]
UM: Could we please change the subject?!...I think it's time we move on to the next stage…
JF: Ultear, your face...What happened?
[Before everyone in the Village hit the hay, Natsu spotted Ultear disguised as Zalty and punched her in the face. Fortunately for her, she managed to escape the continuing fight and Natsu's field of senses. Unfortunately it left a bump that Clayton didn't notice later on due to it not being present until now]
UM:[Flailing around in surprise] That idiot Natsu punched me!
JF:[Laughs] That certainly is a delayed reaction...So how was he? Did you find him to be a worthy opponent?
UM:[Hand on her cheek] I never had use more than half my power against him...But I was impressed...I seems he's getting stronger with each passing day…
JF: I'm not surprised...[Gripping his fist tightly] He is Igneel's son...To continue my dream, he must continue burning brightly…
UM:[Wincing in pain]
JF: Are you alright?! Did he hurt you more than your letting on?!
UM: No...This pain...It's not because of him...It's because of the Alliance's newest team of assassins…Involving...Nidhogg…
JF: So...I take it he didn't want any part in our plans...Did he managed to beat you and Les Sorciers Terribles?
UM: Not exactly…[Lying] After explaining to him our need for his use of Dark Magic in reviving Zeref, he refused...Then...Oni revealed his true goal...To use the Earth Slayer's Magic to kill Zeref…
JF:[Shocked] WHAT!?!
UM: I was just as shocked...At first, I thought it was a bluff...But Nidhogg confirmed his words to be truthful...Nidhogg still refused...Most likely due to the resentment he has for The Black Wizard...And I ordered the other LSF to detain Oni...But they tricked me...I...I would have been dead if not for that Hero of ERA...He not only protected me...But...He...Healed me...Even though we were still enemies...And I did something foolish to him…
JF: What? What did you do to him?
UM:[Slightly blushing] I...I kissed him...And thanked him before I passed out from the blood loss…
JF: Ultear, Ultear, Ultear...Did you do this out of romantic feelings for him?
UM: No...I only did it out of delusion from blood loss...Nothing more, nothing less…
Is she telling the truth?
Akiko Lilica-One of Ayla's apprentices, as well as Karen Lilica's ancestor.
Yumi Agria-Another one of Ayla's apprentices, as well as Sorano and Yukino's ancestor.
NinjaHound13: Brick Grimm also had one apprentice...But that's for a later story...