Julienned
“Hello contestants my name is Burger Boisterous Phil and I will be your host today for this wonderful competition! The only show where the knives aren’t only used for cooking! We have three brand new contestants here today to really spice things up! Get ready to meet them! Because this is Julienned!”
Deadpan whistles and a thunderous round of applause can be heard from the live crowd sitting just behind the cameras, they are simply obeying the neon red sign which commanded they clap.
“Thank you, thank you my dear fans, yes I love you all too,” Phil draws a heart in the air with his pointer fingers at one of the cameras placed at different angles around the half enclosed set, “We have a wonderful array of competitors today from all around the globe! Their creations will shock your senses and send your mind reeling to discover the complicated nuances hidden within!”
You look over the shiny stainless steel counter top in front of you to see a man hunched over behind a camera silently side-stepping across the floor, making sure to capture the face of each contestant. His rubber soled sneaker accidentally squeaks, producing a sound reminiscent of a satisfied rabbit. His camera moves directly in front of your face and you see the man behind straighten his back and look over the top of the machine at you expectantly.
Deadpan whistles and a thunderous round of applause can be heard from the live crowd sitting just behind the cameras, they are simply obeying the neon red sign which commanded they clap.
“Thank you, thank you my dear fans, yes I love you all too,” Phil draws a heart in the air with his pointer fingers at one of the cameras placed at different angles around the half enclosed set, “We have a wonderful array of competitors today from all around the globe! Their creations will shock your senses and send your mind reeling to discover the complicated nuances hidden within!”
You look over the shiny stainless steel counter top in front of you to see a man hunched over behind a camera silently side-stepping across the floor, making sure to capture the face of each contestant. His rubber soled sneaker accidentally squeaks, producing a sound reminiscent of a satisfied rabbit. His camera moves directly in front of your face and you see the man behind straighten his back and look over the top of the machine at you expectantly.