A Story
You go to your local college with your high school diploma, and sign up.(Author: I know this doesn’t work like this but I’m too lazy to add complexity to this. Just bare with me.) You join the team, and start playing football. People notice how good you are, and start attempting to make you a professional. With all your hillbilly powers, you somehow make it onto one of the NFL teams. You dream has come true. Story END.