The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.

[It was a stunningly beautiful dark blue dress with a few horizontal strips along it]

Charlotte Hotel/Chico Hammitt:[Blushing] How...Do I look...?

Charles Groves/Clayton Grimm:[Blushing] Wow...You...Look...Amazing...[Snapping out of it] I'm sure you know who will notice you now...

CH:[Snapping out of it as well] Good!...That's what I was going for!...

Vanessa Miles/Victoria Marvell:[Coming into the scene with the same dress] Hey, Charles! Nice party!

[Chico and Vicki look at one another's dresses to realize the situation]

CH:[Embarrassed] I'M SORRY! I'LL GO AND CHANGE!

VM:[Reassuring her] No no no...It's fine!...This just means we both have good taste...[Shaking her hand] Hi! I'm Vanessa Miles!...So...How long have you and Charles been together?

CG&CH:[Snapping] WE'RE NOT A COUPLE!!!

VM: Oh! Sorry! Didn't mean to assume!...So...What's your name?...Or should I say pseudonym...

CH: Charlotte Casca Hotel!...Wait!...Charles!? I actually said my middle name! What the hell!?

CG: Whoops!...Forgot about that...

VM: It's fine...I'll tell you my middle name...It's Felicia!...And I think we both know Lincoln over there...

CH: His middle name is Lincoln?...That's cute...Named after a famous tall man...Even though you were a shortie as a teen...

CG:[Mad]HEY! DON'T CALL ME SHORT!!!

VM: Calm down, C-Low...

CH: C-Low?!

VM: It's what the Valkyries nicknamed him...Get it?...Because he was a shrimp!

[They both laugh]

CG: I wouldn't be making fun of me...Fallicia...

VM:[Mad] YOU WANNA GO, DIRT BOY?!

CG: STEP OFF, AIR HEAD!

VM: THE F YOU JUST CALLED ME, MUD MAN?!

CG: YOU'VE GONE DEAF, STORM-BRAIN?!

VM: I'VE HEARD YOU LOUD AND CLEAR, SOFT-STONES!

CG: WELL WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, WEATHER WITCH!?!

[They stare at each other, then laugh out loud]

CH:[Quietly] Man...That flying cat was right...Could Natsu and Gray…?
Nahhh…

VM: So Charles...Care to show two girls around?

CG:[Taking them both by the arms] I'd be honored to…

VM: And how the hell did you get Devious Gambino to agree to come to this party?!

CG:[Chuckles] I have my connections...