Cats

You know Blue loves chicken. You dig through the refrigerator and find some of yesterday's pizza. You pick off a piece of chicken and give it to Blue. He greedily gobbles it down.

Unfortunately, you only bothered to feed one cat. The others think that Blue is your favorite, and they're very jealous. Terra calls the police and they come and take you to jail. You go to trial and have to stand before a judge in a black robe. The charges against you: CAT ABUSE!

How do you plead?