Fizzymagic's Big Adventure
Knowing he has no time to spare, Fizzy makes a swift and calculated decision, closing his eyes and holding his breath. He slumps his body completely, letting his foot fall off the gas pedal, and draws on years of choral training to fight the need for air.
As Venona feels Fizzy go slack, he quickly tucks the chloroform rag away, grabs the steering wheel, and adeptly swings his leg over to slam his own foot on the brake. "IS TYPICAL WEAK AMERICAN. TOO STUPID RECOGNIZE TEAM SOFA NOT RIGHT. FALL FOR EASY TRICKS NOT FITTING TRUE MEMBER ORDER OF VENONA." Once the car is stopped, Venona throws on the parking brake, opens the passenger door, and walks around to Fizzy, preparing to drag him out from the driver's seat and stuff him in the trunk alongside the real Yofa, who has been tragically bound, gagged, and crammed in there this entire time.
In a flash, Fizzy sits up and opens his eyes, gasping and wheezing, the sounds of which make Venona stop, whirl around, and stare in shocked surprise through the windshield. The two archenemies gaze at each other for just a moment before Fizzy jams his foot back onto the gas pedal, releases the brake, and lurches the car forward. Venona only has time to put up his hands in a clawed, furious gesture before he's mowed down -- THUD, THUD -- and Fizzy grimly peels away down the road without looking back.
At last, Venona has truly been vanquished, because no one could have survived being run over like that... right?????
As Venona feels Fizzy go slack, he quickly tucks the chloroform rag away, grabs the steering wheel, and adeptly swings his leg over to slam his own foot on the brake. "IS TYPICAL WEAK AMERICAN. TOO STUPID RECOGNIZE TEAM SOFA NOT RIGHT. FALL FOR EASY TRICKS NOT FITTING TRUE MEMBER ORDER OF VENONA." Once the car is stopped, Venona throws on the parking brake, opens the passenger door, and walks around to Fizzy, preparing to drag him out from the driver's seat and stuff him in the trunk alongside the real Yofa, who has been tragically bound, gagged, and crammed in there this entire time.
In a flash, Fizzy sits up and opens his eyes, gasping and wheezing, the sounds of which make Venona stop, whirl around, and stare in shocked surprise through the windshield. The two archenemies gaze at each other for just a moment before Fizzy jams his foot back onto the gas pedal, releases the brake, and lurches the car forward. Venona only has time to put up his hands in a clawed, furious gesture before he's mowed down -- THUD, THUD -- and Fizzy grimly peels away down the road without looking back.
At last, Venona has truly been vanquished, because no one could have survived being run over like that... right?????