The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.

Clayton Grimm: So...This IS a fake...

Chico Hammitt:[Shocked]...Uh...uh-uhh...YOU TRICKED ME!

CG: Tricked you?...No...I just convinced you to tell me the truth...Why lie about it anyway? As a way to make your chances with Laxus better?

CH: *Sighs*...Yes...

CG: Wow! Really!? That was just a guess!...

CH: Well, it worked out...Everyone thinks I'm Laxus's age...It was actually pretty easy...I was always a bit taller than the others as we were growing up...

CG:[Under his breath] Wish I was like that...

CH: What was that?

CG:[Deflecting] NOTHING!

Gaedey:(Oh, he's just saying he would have liked to be tall as a kid...He was around the height of the blue cat since he was 13...)

CG:[Upset] GAEDEY!?! WHAT THE HELL!?! SHE DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!

Gednus:(He's embarrassed about it...He was a hot head went he was that short...)

[Meanwhile, at the same time in the FMA(Brotherhood) Universe]

CG:[Mad] DON'T CALL ME SHORT!!!
Edward Elrich:[Mad] DON'T CALL ME SHORT!!!

[Back exclusively in the Fairy Tail Universe]

CH: Wow!...I have to see this to believe it...

Gaedey:(He has pictures in his wallet)

CG: TRAITOR!

CH:[She grabs his wallet] Let's see...*Pff* You're SO small!

CG: HEY! STOP THAT![He was frozen in place by Gednus locking him in place] GEDNUS!?! LET ME GO!

Gednus:(She has a right to know...After all, you did the same thing to her...)

CG: Semantics shemantics...Wait! Why am I getting upset about this?! I'm taller than you now!

CH:[Looking at another picture] Awe! Baby Clayton with his mommy and daddy! How precious!

CG: I'm 6 in that picture!

CG:[Laughs] What?! I thought you were like 1 and 1/2?![Taking it out of the wallet] I'll just take that for blackmail and-

CG:[Taking Chico's hat] Yoink!

CH:[Mad] HEY! GIVE THAT BACK!

[He jumped to sit on the roof again]

CG:[Forging a butane torch] Put it back and drop the wallet...Or the Orange cat burns...

CH:[Begging] Please! You can't! My mom gave me that before she died!

[Clay drops to the floor like a cat]

CG: Your...Mom died too...?

CH: Yes...[She grabs her hat] She died when I was 6...Giving birth to my brothers...[Crying] But you'd never know how that feels...Seeing your mom die, right in front of you!...*Sobs*...Huh?

[Clayton hugged the weeping adolescent]

CG:...I know exactly how that feels...I lost both of my parents when I was 6...

CH:[Sobs] Okay...That's enough questions...Let's just head to bed...

CG: What was her name?

CH:[Crying] Cassandra...

CG: My mother's name was Ayla...[He carries her to bed]...Goodnight...Chico...

CH: Goodnight...Clayton...