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The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.

*SMACK!*

Waldo Gocche:[In pain] Ow! Hey! What's the big idea!?!

Kali Berg:[Apologetic] Sorry boss! That---I swear I didn't mean to smack you!

*BAM!*

OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!

Marcus Belunjay:[Defensive] Wait! That wasn't me! It may have been my fist, but I didn't throw it!

*THWACK!*

Owie! Why'd you kick me in the face boss?!

WG:[Confused] I---I didn't...What's going on here!?!

Chico C Hammitt: Soul Command: Possession!...Now...Beat them up with their own allies!

[The Jiggle Butt Gang viciously and relentlessly beat each other up with punches, kicks, elbows, knees, and other attacks, becoming more advanced in techniques. As for their bodies, they were being beaten like slabs of meat. Bruises, bumps and breaks in skin and fabric began appearing all over them.The two lackeys knocked each other out with simultaneous head-butts. As for the leader, he stood straight up, leaving himself completely exposed.]

Heyah!

*BOOM!*

[Chico knocked him out with a flying kick square to the face, causing him to be sent flying into a tree's trunk, leaving a splintered indentation.]

Clay(ton) Grimm . Erza Scarlet:[Amazed] HOLY MOLEY! YOU'RE BADASS!

CH:[Striking a confident pose] Hmmm...Since I couldn't really leave Magnolia without my magic, I decided to train my ass off to be the best at my magic...And I got a lot of training from Master, Mira...Even Nab taught me how to fight...

CG:[Praising] That was incredible! I've never seen someone else so young use one-on-one possessions! And you sent him crashing into that tree so easily!...You're pretty good!

CH:[Blushing] Thanks...I...[Replaying what he last said] "Pretty good!?!" I made those idiots beat each other into pulps, AND kicked that creep into that tree, and THAT'S PRETTY GOOD!?!

CG: Yeah...

CH:[Pissed] like YOU could do any better!...

[Clayton snapped his fingers, causing a storm of souls to come jetting through the ground, tearing up the area around them. He then clapped. Commanding them to funnel into Chico's necklace.]

[Speachless:] Show off!...

ES:[Checking the delinquents] Are they gonna be okay?

CG: Yeah![He heals all their concussions] I healed them from their concussions...No commas for them...Just some rest and rehabilitation for them...

ES: We should get going...I don't want to spend the night being anywhere near these creeps...[She heads to the MATV]

CH: You're right...Let's beat it before dusk hits...[She heads to the MATV, then turns around to look at Clayton] Everything alright?

CG:...