The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.
Evergreen: Oh!...So your one of THOSE fans...
Clay(ton) Grimm:[Lying] Yeah...I'm more into the art, not the artist...You know...I feel like a real dick for screwing up your morning ladies...If you'd give me a minute to get dressed, I'd be more than happy to make breakfast for you all...
Ladies: Sounds good...
[After Clay got dressed, he headed to the dorm's kitchen to make some crepes, quiches, muffins, perfectly scrambled eggs and other 5-Star breakfast dishes as the ladies were getting ready for their morning.]
Mickey Chickentiger:[Enjoying her crepe] Mmm...Where the hell did you learn to cook like this?
CG:[Eating Espresso Mocha Waffles] I grew up cooking...*Chewing* The Valkyries were very picky with their food...*Chews* And when I was traveling with the SSF, we'd be undercover quite a bit...You don't make a good chef disguise with cooking burnt crap...Honestly...We all can cook pretty well...Traveling all across the world will do that to you...
Chico C Hammitt:[She stops eating] *Sighs*
CG:[Stops eating] Something wrong Chico?
CCH:[Lying] No...[Honest] Must be amazing to travel the world...
CG:[Remembering her magic] God...I'm sorry...I forgot about the limits of your magic...
CCH:[Depressed] Yeah...Everyone ALWAYS forgets...
CG:[Finishing up an idea] Hey! You lose your souls whenever you step out of Magnolia, right?
CCH: Yeah...So...?
CG: So what if you always step in Magnolia?!
CCH: What are you getting at...?
CG: If I make insoles for you out of the land of Magnolia, it might bypass your magic's drawback!
CCH: Okay...Let's say we try your plan...Let's say it doesn't work...And it never will work...What then?
CG: Well...I'll help you get some souls in Magnolia...And if you want...Maybe teach you some Necromacy...
Ladies:[Shocked] HUH!?!
Mirajane Strauss: You of all people should know Necromancy is banned by the Magic Council!
CG: Actually...That's not true...Necromatic rituals ARE outlawed because they tend to require the fresh souls of living things...Using the already dead to aid you in helping others is A-Okay!
CCH: Wait...You actually know Necromancy?
CG:[Drinking some coffee] Yep!...My dragon Gednus taught me all sorts of Necromancy...Even some other types of Black Magic...And Gaedey taught me a bunch of White Magic...Matter of fact...[He uses his Necromancy to bring Chico's spirits to him] I'm technically the Prince of the Underworld, because Gednus is the King of the Underworld...And...I singlehandedly beat the Hollow Litches...
Ladies:[Completely shocked] Wait, Really!?!
Bisca Mulan: So your telling us you singlehandedly beat a core guild of the Balam Alliance filled with the most deadly Black Mages from across the world?!
CG: Yep!...Hands-down THE hardest quest I've done...
Levy McGarden: Well...You ARE Nidhogg...I heard you were powerful, but to think you were THAT powerful...
CCH: So you really think you could teach me some Necromancy?
CG: I don't think so...I KNOW SO...I'll teach you regardless of my hypothesis...If you'd like that of course...
CCH: Of course I'd like that!...Can I get my souls back?
CG: Oh! Yeah...[He orders the souls to return to Chico's command] Hell, me and my sisters can even do types of Black and White Magic that no one else can...
Cana Alberona: Well aren't you full of surprises...
CCH: What did you mean you'd help get me some souls in Magnolia? They're a pain to find you know...
CG: For you and everyone else, but...I see dead people...ALL the time...
Ladies:[Shocked] Huh!?!
CG: And there's quite a bunch of them in Magnolia...They can't hide from my eyes...
MS:[Finishing up] Well...We should get going back to Fairy Tail...I'm sure that Master Makarov has his hands full without my help...
Ladies:[Finishing up] Yeah...Us too...
[After they all finished up, they headed for Fairy Tail]
Master Makarov Dreyar: Mira! There you are! It's about time! I've been flooded by work while you were gone!
MS:[Apologetic] Sorry Master!
CG: We've had a hell of a morning...
Guys: We?!
Loke: Wait...Were you in Fairy Hills?
CG:[Blushing] Yeah...
Loke: No fair! Do you have ANY idea how long I've been trying to get in there?!
CG: No...I don't...
Loke: THREE YEARS!
Wakaba Mine: So...Which lovely girl did you sleep w-
Macao Conbolt:[Clears throat. He nods towards Romeo]
WM: Sleep OVER with?...
CA: That'd be me!...But nothing happened between us...
CG:[Looking around] Hey...Where's Natsu?...And Lucy?...And Claire?...And Happy & Griffin?!
MMD: They went on a quest at Shirotsume...Something about a book...
Gray Fullbuster:[Drinking ice water] Yeah...I think they took your ride...
CG: Damn...They left without me...?
GF: Yeah...I think Natsu's behind the wheel too...
CG:[Laughs] Good one Gray...[Realizing he's not joking] Wait say that again...
GF:[Repeating] Natsu is behind the wheel...
[Clayton grabs Gray by the collar]
Hey! What's your deal!?
CG:[Livid] YOU LET NATSU BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A FIVE TON INDESTRUCTIBLE VEHICLE THAT CAN GO ZERO TO 500 IN FIFTEEN SECONDS!!!?!!!
GF: SO WHAT!?! HE CAN BARELY STAY CONSCIOUS ON A TRAIN!!! THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL HE COULD DRIVE A TRICYCLE, LET ALONE A CAR!!!
CG:You...[Clayton cast a spell encasing his entire right arm in a thick arm of Earth Dragon Slayer Tectonic Granite] *THWACK!!!* IDIOT!!!
GF:[Flying into the sky] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!...*Twinkle*
[Debris fell from the decimated roof. As if clockwork, Clayton repaired the guild in a flash]
MMD: CLAYTON! WHAT THE HELL!?!
[Clayton grinds his teeth in anger]
WM: The hell you punched him out of town for?
MC: Oh no...
MMD: What's wrong Macao?
MC: When we were driving back, Natsu was as healthy as a horse the entire ride...
Fairy Tail: Oooh no...
Pii-chan:[Flying in] Clayton Grimm! Clayton Grimm![He floats in front of Clayton] You have a letter from Griffin![He drops it into Clay's hands]
CG:[Greatful] Thank you Pii-chan![He tosses a handful of assorted seeds he made with his Magic]
[Pii-chan proceeded to eat the scattered seeds]
MCT: Hey, Pii-chan...Don't eat too much...You'll spoil your appetite...
Pii-chan: Okay!
LO: Ummm...Should we worry about Gray?
MMD: Yes...Clayton! Is there anyway you can retrieve him
CG:...
Clay(ton) Grimm:[Lying] Yeah...I'm more into the art, not the artist...You know...I feel like a real dick for screwing up your morning ladies...If you'd give me a minute to get dressed, I'd be more than happy to make breakfast for you all...
Ladies: Sounds good...
[After Clay got dressed, he headed to the dorm's kitchen to make some crepes, quiches, muffins, perfectly scrambled eggs and other 5-Star breakfast dishes as the ladies were getting ready for their morning.]
Mickey Chickentiger:[Enjoying her crepe] Mmm...Where the hell did you learn to cook like this?
CG:[Eating Espresso Mocha Waffles] I grew up cooking...*Chewing* The Valkyries were very picky with their food...*Chews* And when I was traveling with the SSF, we'd be undercover quite a bit...You don't make a good chef disguise with cooking burnt crap...Honestly...We all can cook pretty well...Traveling all across the world will do that to you...
Chico C Hammitt:[She stops eating] *Sighs*
CG:[Stops eating] Something wrong Chico?
CCH:[Lying] No...[Honest] Must be amazing to travel the world...
CG:[Remembering her magic] God...I'm sorry...I forgot about the limits of your magic...
CCH:[Depressed] Yeah...Everyone ALWAYS forgets...
CG:[Finishing up an idea] Hey! You lose your souls whenever you step out of Magnolia, right?
CCH: Yeah...So...?
CG: So what if you always step in Magnolia?!
CCH: What are you getting at...?
CG: If I make insoles for you out of the land of Magnolia, it might bypass your magic's drawback!
CCH: Okay...Let's say we try your plan...Let's say it doesn't work...And it never will work...What then?
CG: Well...I'll help you get some souls in Magnolia...And if you want...Maybe teach you some Necromacy...
Ladies:[Shocked] HUH!?!
Mirajane Strauss: You of all people should know Necromancy is banned by the Magic Council!
CG: Actually...That's not true...Necromatic rituals ARE outlawed because they tend to require the fresh souls of living things...Using the already dead to aid you in helping others is A-Okay!
CCH: Wait...You actually know Necromancy?
CG:[Drinking some coffee] Yep!...My dragon Gednus taught me all sorts of Necromancy...Even some other types of Black Magic...And Gaedey taught me a bunch of White Magic...Matter of fact...[He uses his Necromancy to bring Chico's spirits to him] I'm technically the Prince of the Underworld, because Gednus is the King of the Underworld...And...I singlehandedly beat the Hollow Litches...
Ladies:[Completely shocked] Wait, Really!?!
Bisca Mulan: So your telling us you singlehandedly beat a core guild of the Balam Alliance filled with the most deadly Black Mages from across the world?!
CG: Yep!...Hands-down THE hardest quest I've done...
Levy McGarden: Well...You ARE Nidhogg...I heard you were powerful, but to think you were THAT powerful...
CCH: So you really think you could teach me some Necromancy?
CG: I don't think so...I KNOW SO...I'll teach you regardless of my hypothesis...If you'd like that of course...
CCH: Of course I'd like that!...Can I get my souls back?
CG: Oh! Yeah...[He orders the souls to return to Chico's command] Hell, me and my sisters can even do types of Black and White Magic that no one else can...
Cana Alberona: Well aren't you full of surprises...
CCH: What did you mean you'd help get me some souls in Magnolia? They're a pain to find you know...
CG: For you and everyone else, but...I see dead people...ALL the time...
Ladies:[Shocked] Huh!?!
CG: And there's quite a bunch of them in Magnolia...They can't hide from my eyes...
MS:[Finishing up] Well...We should get going back to Fairy Tail...I'm sure that Master Makarov has his hands full without my help...
Ladies:[Finishing up] Yeah...Us too...
[After they all finished up, they headed for Fairy Tail]
Master Makarov Dreyar: Mira! There you are! It's about time! I've been flooded by work while you were gone!
MS:[Apologetic] Sorry Master!
CG: We've had a hell of a morning...
Guys: We?!
Loke: Wait...Were you in Fairy Hills?
CG:[Blushing] Yeah...
Loke: No fair! Do you have ANY idea how long I've been trying to get in there?!
CG: No...I don't...
Loke: THREE YEARS!
Wakaba Mine: So...Which lovely girl did you sleep w-
Macao Conbolt:[Clears throat. He nods towards Romeo]
WM: Sleep OVER with?...
CA: That'd be me!...But nothing happened between us...
CG:[Looking around] Hey...Where's Natsu?...And Lucy?...And Claire?...And Happy & Griffin?!
MMD: They went on a quest at Shirotsume...Something about a book...
Gray Fullbuster:[Drinking ice water] Yeah...I think they took your ride...
CG: Damn...They left without me...?
GF: Yeah...I think Natsu's behind the wheel too...
CG:[Laughs] Good one Gray...[Realizing he's not joking] Wait say that again...
GF:[Repeating] Natsu is behind the wheel...
[Clayton grabs Gray by the collar]
Hey! What's your deal!?
CG:[Livid] YOU LET NATSU BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A FIVE TON INDESTRUCTIBLE VEHICLE THAT CAN GO ZERO TO 500 IN FIFTEEN SECONDS!!!?!!!
GF: SO WHAT!?! HE CAN BARELY STAY CONSCIOUS ON A TRAIN!!! THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL HE COULD DRIVE A TRICYCLE, LET ALONE A CAR!!!
CG:You...[Clayton cast a spell encasing his entire right arm in a thick arm of Earth Dragon Slayer Tectonic Granite] *THWACK!!!* IDIOT!!!
GF:[Flying into the sky] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!...*Twinkle*
[Debris fell from the decimated roof. As if clockwork, Clayton repaired the guild in a flash]
MMD: CLAYTON! WHAT THE HELL!?!
[Clayton grinds his teeth in anger]
WM: The hell you punched him out of town for?
MC: Oh no...
MMD: What's wrong Macao?
MC: When we were driving back, Natsu was as healthy as a horse the entire ride...
Fairy Tail: Oooh no...
Pii-chan:[Flying in] Clayton Grimm! Clayton Grimm![He floats in front of Clayton] You have a letter from Griffin![He drops it into Clay's hands]
CG:[Greatful] Thank you Pii-chan![He tosses a handful of assorted seeds he made with his Magic]
[Pii-chan proceeded to eat the scattered seeds]
MCT: Hey, Pii-chan...Don't eat too much...You'll spoil your appetite...
Pii-chan: Okay!
LO: Ummm...Should we worry about Gray?
MMD: Yes...Clayton! Is there anyway you can retrieve him
CG:...