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TheBigNibbler
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MA: Mature Audiences - Adult
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You are at a crime scene. The local woman, Urglegruh, wails (whales, haha get it) on the corner of the beach.
You approach her.
You have 3 choices:
You take off your cap and say, "Semi-fair maiden, whatever is the issue?"
You slap her, "Snap out of it!"
You do a jig.