The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.
NinjaHound13: Sorry! The Narrator refuses to do this part...
After our Dorange Slayer, Oops!...I mean...Dragon Slayer...Finished Slaying the Dorange, he realized he needed to shower off the Dorange juice and scent. Unaware that Fairy Hills is a Girls-Only dorm, he heads to the dorm bathroom. While showering he starts singing "Sober" by the real life Donald Glover, A.K.A. Childish Gambino, in this story, the artist is Called Devious Gambino.]
Clay(ton) Grimm: 🎵 And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober
I couldn't believe, but now I'm so high
And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober
I couldn't believe, but now I'm so high
Now I'm so high
Now I'm so high
Now I'm so high
Girl, what's your problem
'Cause I know it's hard sometimes, baby just give it some time
Oh honey now girl, we can solve them
If you just give me some time I can open up your mind
If you le-le-let it shine, you can free-ee-ee your mind
'Cause I know🎵
[He exits the shower drying up]
🎵And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober
I couldn't believe, but now I'm so high
And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober
I couldn't believe, but now I'm so high
Now I'm so high
Now I'm so high
Now I'm so high🎵
[He hits a stall up]
🎵Girl, if it's done right
Well you know it's got to be, something wonderful to me
Oh honey now girl, give it one night
If you just give it a chance, loving you is not my plan
'Cause I know one day you'll see
All the things that we can be🎵
[He towels up, heading towards Cana's room]
🎵And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober (I want to be the only one)
I couldn't believe, but now I'm so high
And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober
And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober
I couldn't believe, but now I'm so high
Now I'm so high
Now I'm so high
Now I'm so-🎵
[He runs into a drowsy Levy. Caught off guard.] HI!
Levy McGarden:[On the floor, rubbing her head. Looking up] Huh?!
CG: Hey!...Uhhh...How's it going Le-
LMG:[Screaming. Mistaking who Clay is] AAAAAAAHHH!!! MIRAJANE!!! THERE'S A NAKED HOBO OUT HERE!!!
[FYI: Clay's hair grows a lot when he sleeps. All of his hair. He's even know to wake up with a full-grown beard.]
CG:[Confused] Hobo?!
[Mirajane and several other female fairies rushed out, ready to beat up and boot the intruder.]
Mirajane Strauss:[In her Satan Soul form] Levy! Don't worry! I'll kick this trash to the curb!
Mickey Chicketiger: Save some hits for me Mira...[Craking her knuckles]
Evergreen:[Disgusted] And to think a dirty bum would have the audacity to break into our home...[Readies to take off her glasses]
Chico C Hammitt:[Readying her souls] My dad is SO gonna kill you!
[In case you don't know, her father owns Fairy Hills]
CG:[Trying to explain] Wait wait wait you guys!...Uhhh...gals...I'm not a hobo-*BANG!*
[Bisca and Laki were behind Clayton]
Bisca Mulan:[Gun at the ready] So...If your not a hobo...[Cocks gun] Then what are you...?
Laki Olietta: Isn't it obvious?! He's a pervert!...Might even be a paedophile!...(I've got just the torturing devices for you)
LMG:[Running behind Bisca] You really think he's all those things Laki?
LO: I know so...
CG: You've got it all wrong! I'm not a hobo! I'm NOT a paedo...And I sure as hell ain't a pervert!
[Mirajane charged at Clay, ready to deck him, but Clay easily blocked it, his Earth Devil Slayer Magic autonomously transformed him into his Silver Devil Wrath, A.K.A. his demon form, resembling a silvery, horned Vampire Lord from Skyrim with a silver tail resembling Nightcrawler's]
MS:[Satan Soul] So...Your a demon too...I can't wait to consume you...
CG:[Silver Wrath] It wasn't funny when Inne said it, it's certainly not funny with you saying it![Inne Cognitto also uses take over magic]
What happens next?
After our Dorange Slayer, Oops!...I mean...Dragon Slayer...Finished Slaying the Dorange, he realized he needed to shower off the Dorange juice and scent. Unaware that Fairy Hills is a Girls-Only dorm, he heads to the dorm bathroom. While showering he starts singing "Sober" by the real life Donald Glover, A.K.A. Childish Gambino, in this story, the artist is Called Devious Gambino.]
Clay(ton) Grimm: 🎵 And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober
I couldn't believe, but now I'm so high
And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober
I couldn't believe, but now I'm so high
Now I'm so high
Now I'm so high
Now I'm so high
Girl, what's your problem
'Cause I know it's hard sometimes, baby just give it some time
Oh honey now girl, we can solve them
If you just give me some time I can open up your mind
If you le-le-let it shine, you can free-ee-ee your mind
'Cause I know🎵
[He exits the shower drying up]
🎵And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober
I couldn't believe, but now I'm so high
And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober
I couldn't believe, but now I'm so high
Now I'm so high
Now I'm so high
Now I'm so high🎵
[He hits a stall up]
🎵Girl, if it's done right
Well you know it's got to be, something wonderful to me
Oh honey now girl, give it one night
If you just give it a chance, loving you is not my plan
'Cause I know one day you'll see
All the things that we can be🎵
[He towels up, heading towards Cana's room]
🎵And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober (I want to be the only one)
I couldn't believe, but now I'm so high
And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober
And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober
I couldn't believe, but now I'm so high
Now I'm so high
Now I'm so high
Now I'm so-🎵
[He runs into a drowsy Levy. Caught off guard.] HI!
Levy McGarden:[On the floor, rubbing her head. Looking up] Huh?!
CG: Hey!...Uhhh...How's it going Le-
LMG:[Screaming. Mistaking who Clay is] AAAAAAAHHH!!! MIRAJANE!!! THERE'S A NAKED HOBO OUT HERE!!!
[FYI: Clay's hair grows a lot when he sleeps. All of his hair. He's even know to wake up with a full-grown beard.]
CG:[Confused] Hobo?!
[Mirajane and several other female fairies rushed out, ready to beat up and boot the intruder.]
Mirajane Strauss:[In her Satan Soul form] Levy! Don't worry! I'll kick this trash to the curb!
Mickey Chicketiger: Save some hits for me Mira...[Craking her knuckles]
Evergreen:[Disgusted] And to think a dirty bum would have the audacity to break into our home...[Readies to take off her glasses]
Chico C Hammitt:[Readying her souls] My dad is SO gonna kill you!
[In case you don't know, her father owns Fairy Hills]
CG:[Trying to explain] Wait wait wait you guys!...Uhhh...gals...I'm not a hobo-*BANG!*
[Bisca and Laki were behind Clayton]
Bisca Mulan:[Gun at the ready] So...If your not a hobo...[Cocks gun] Then what are you...?
Laki Olietta: Isn't it obvious?! He's a pervert!...Might even be a paedophile!...(I've got just the torturing devices for you)
LMG:[Running behind Bisca] You really think he's all those things Laki?
LO: I know so...
CG: You've got it all wrong! I'm not a hobo! I'm NOT a paedo...And I sure as hell ain't a pervert!
[Mirajane charged at Clay, ready to deck him, but Clay easily blocked it, his Earth Devil Slayer Magic autonomously transformed him into his Silver Devil Wrath, A.K.A. his demon form, resembling a silvery, horned Vampire Lord from Skyrim with a silver tail resembling Nightcrawler's]
MS:[Satan Soul] So...Your a demon too...I can't wait to consume you...
CG:[Silver Wrath] It wasn't funny when Inne said it, it's certainly not funny with you saying it![Inne Cognitto also uses take over magic]
What happens next?