A Thing

You decide that the corpse baking thing was really only good as a way to get rid of evidence, and not much else. You continue your life as a baker until one day you decide that you want more out of life. Adventure awaits you, the world is your oyster, carpe diem, etc. etc.

However, you aren't quite sure which adventures you want to go on. You decide to purchase a subscription to adventurer magazine and a few weeks later, it arrives. The catalog announces a few different adventure options, but you can only pick one...