The Adventures of Kolly the Kourageous Knife
Kolly looks around the room. Emptiness. The only thing that could bring him love was the other knives, but Kolly can't talk to the other knives. Correction: the other knives can't talk to Kolly.
After this depressing montage, Kolly wonders "What is love?"
After this depressing montage, Kolly wonders "What is love?"