Naked adventure

You remember you have a key inside your mailbox but your mailbox is around the front. So you go the the back gate and glance around to check to see if anyone is there. Seeing no one you dash to the first bush and duck behind it. You look again and dash to the bush next to the mailbox. As you check for people again you see a UPS truck stop at one of the neighbors and a man get out. At the same time another neighbor, and old man with a dog, comes out. Quickly you ...