Anarchy

You open the door and wait for something to come at you. Nothing does. You see a light and it starts to brighten. Soon enough, it is so bright that you have to cover your eyes with your arm. Cautiously, you lower your arm from your face and open your eyes. You find yourself back outside of you house with the door OPEN! You have escaped. You breath a sigh of relief and go into your house to watch some TV.
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