Your PP Itches

You try to poopoo but you haven't eaten anything in awhile and nothing comes out but shart. "Shit," you exclaim as you desecrate the toilet bowl. A midget crawls out of the toilet. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!" he screams. You screech. "Why the FUCK are you shitting into my house?"

You don't know what to do. Are you dreaming?