A Thing

You pick up the paper towel and roll it out. Suddenly a beam of moonlight glints through a window and you can faintly make out a few words that have been written on the paper towel. "Ego sum statim satis est ignis". While you don't understand what the words mean, you do feel a sense of power course through your mind. You begin to advance towards the sound of growling, scared, but determined. Suddenly a mummy jumps out at you, wielding an ancient sword in one hand and an iphone in the other. The mummy charges towards you.