What is this?! Some sort of proposition?

So you went to UW -- Madison. At first, you think this means that everything is going to be all hunky dory with the cute boy. But then people start to give you shit for dating the same guy from high school. Furthermore, you realize that there are other sexy bois at college. One in particular, a super sexy guy who lives on your 3rd floor Cole, catches your eye. He has scruffy hair, a six pack (of beer in his stomach), and is probably gay. HIs name is Jake, and you have a raging lady boner for him. What should you do.