What is this?! Some sort of proposition?

"School fucking sucks" you think to yourself as you're going through your first week of second semester, sophomore year. You're reminiscing about the amazing winter break you just had doing cool girl stuff and shit. At least you got a study hall in the middle of the day to do your homework. You crack open your super awesome Algebra II textbook even though the assignment isn't due till next week cus you're a math nerd. As you start working, someone sits in the seat adjacent to you. "Hi, I was assigned to sit here," says a manly and cool voice. You look up to discover your middle school Seussical crush. What a surprise!