Sex School
Chad nods sadly. "My girlfriend just broke up with me." You look him up and down. "Well, good thing for you, my boyfriend recently broke up with me," you say. "Really?" he asks, surprised at your reply. "How the hell is a girl like you not just taken off the market?" "I don't know." you reply. You both look around at the room. He looks at your packed boxes. "Would you like help unpacking?"