A Random Story

Finally getting your lazy ass out of bed, you decide to be proactive for a change and make to kick him. However, before your blow can connect, the intruder's uncontrollable laughter causes his leg to snap out, knocking you over.

You hit the ground, your head cracking against the floor. As the room begins to spin, you hear the intruder's laughter intensify to the point where he's struggling to breathe.

Should you even try anymore?