The Christmas
You forgot to stop for gas. Totally don’t need to recruit some soldiers to help you on your mission. If we need gas, how did we get here? Let’s see, we traveled 500 miles, and our gas tank can only hold 60 gallons, and each gallon of gas gets us 2 miles at 50 miles per- WAIT WAIT WAIT. We’re doing MATH! On Christmas break? No, no, I don’t think so. You get your little penguin butt back to your city to in shame brother.