Side Effects May Include

You look closer at the bed. It is a strange shade of blue or purple. The color is unnerving. You feel uncomfortable, even nauseous. You find a label. It reads, “Made in Chungus”. What could that mean? Also it says, “Side effects of using this bedding for a extended period of time may be: Nausea, vomiting, headeache, dizziness, and paranormal behavior in teens.” Well that explains the feeling. How could this even be approved for distribution?