Escape From Reality

“Hi, um, where am I, who are you, and- ” You try to ask ask her, but she interrupts. “Where are you? Dude, seriously? You’re in the lobby of the best room on doodle or die! This is where the fun goes down.” She puts down her dumbbell and suddenly, she’s hugging you . “Welcome to Escape From Reality!”

“Okay but-“ you stop short in your sentence. “I already love you so much! You seem so awesome!” She’s practically buzzing with excitement.

Who does this girl think she is? Why did she hug you right after barely meeting you? A strange noise comes from her hair. You peer closer and realize there’s a parrot on her shoulder. The bird stares into your soul, its eyes like adorable black pools. You step back. That’s weird, you could’ve sworn you saw it wink...

“Okay, um, nice meeting you, I guess.” You mumble to yourself, and walk away from her.

“Drink water!” She yells after you.

You decide to