A Thing

You decide to put 100 dollars into the tip jar because of how great Carl's customer service is. Carl looks up from his phone to see the 100 dollars and gasps. He shouts out "holy moly macaroni!" and everybody in the pizzeria looks over to see what happened. Suddenly people realize what you've done and cheer! Everyone is clapping for you, and you receive more attention now than you ever have before. You become a hero and the crowd carries you outside.

Suddenly the crowd stops cheering and let you down to the ground before running back inside the pizzeria. You look back at the pizzeria, confused, before turning back around to see a singular man standing in the middle of the street. Cloaked in rags, you can barely tell his legs from his chest, and he moves away a few rags from his face to reveal that he is actually a humanoid almond man. He holds a staff in one hand a slice of pizza in the other.

The almond man taunts you and asks "do you really think you deserve that crowd, human?"