A Thing

The room seems mostly empty, except for a cabinet, a table, a chair, a set of drawers, a grandfather clock, a telephone, a cassette player, a fireplace, a tree, a fishing rod, a bookshelf, a globe, a painting, a bulletin board, a mirror, a bird cage, a statue, a television, a coat hanger, an oven, a sink, a coffee maker, a window, a couch, a plant, a bathtub, a safe, a bed, a book of matches, a fish, a glass cup, an overhead light, an elevator, an entire bar, a fridge, a phonograph, an end table, a cat, a dog, a birthday cake, a shrimp, a candle, a stag beetle, a deer skull, a newspaper contest, a set of dominoes, a cigar, a photo, a vase of sunflowers, a sugar cube, a small key, and a humanoid crow.