Let's Get this Bread
You chose to sleep.
When you sleep, you dream about eating a bunch of bread & penguin sandwiches. You want penguin sandwiches so much that you start salivating and licking your lips in your sleep.
The penguins have been searching for you for a few hours, and when they hear you licking your lips, they decide to kill you.
They dump a substantially grand amount of whole-wheat bread on you, but this still does not wake you up; you are too busy enjoying penguin sandwiches in your dream.
Eventually, you are crushed by the sheer weight of the whole-wheat bread on you. You die.
When you sleep, you dream about eating a bunch of bread & penguin sandwiches. You want penguin sandwiches so much that you start salivating and licking your lips in your sleep.
The penguins have been searching for you for a few hours, and when they hear you licking your lips, they decide to kill you.
They dump a substantially grand amount of whole-wheat bread on you, but this still does not wake you up; you are too busy enjoying penguin sandwiches in your dream.
Eventually, you are crushed by the sheer weight of the whole-wheat bread on you. You die.
