Let's Get this Bread

You chose to take the right exit and eat the piece of whole grain bread. Disgusting.
You eat the piece of whole grain bread and run through the exit, this time with your eyes open. At the end of the exit, though, you don't see an open door, but hundreds of evil penguins in a plethora of All-American Whole Wheat Bread.
"This must be where the Penguins store their whole wheat bread," you think to yourself as the penguins stare at you.
As the penguins stare at you, one of them notices a whole-grain bread crumb on your shirt, and all of them throw whole-grain bread at you.
You are beaten to death by mounds of whole-grain bread, the worst way to die.
End Of Story