Let's Get this Bread

You decide to keep beating Obama up. What an annoying old man.
Suddenly, Obama begins Default Dancing. You are confused, but keep beating him up.
Eventually, Obama dies. Suddenly, tiny penguins rush into the dome.
The tiny penguin yells for bread and then slashes you to pieces.
You die alone, and your mission was never completed. Eventually, tiny penguins destroy America, take over its ruins, and enslave all remaining Americans.
End Of Story